1000 posts?

[Fish]

Since joining the staff of AS a while back, I have really put some
work into my new job as instigator. I wanted the mediator
position, as it pays better. But since I have no idea how to
post pics or scans, I am happy to have the job I have.
While the pay is low, it does pay for my beer. But I feel I
should get some kind of bonus when I hit 1,000 posts.
Dennis just tells me to leave him alone about it, as hiring me
was Darin's idea, and he really doesn't like me posting here.
I know bringing it to the forum is likely wrong, and will get
me fired, I know you guys will be on my side, since you all like
me and I have never made any of you mad

 

[Striker]

We're with you a hunnert per cent Feesh. (thats how we pernounce fish up here). Ya aint never made me mad.

 

[Fish]

I am from central Ohio! Brother!

 

[HUSKYMAN]

I believe on your 1000th post you win an all expense paid trip to Afghanistan, where you will stay at the lovely Grenade Inn. From there (if you survive) its on to sunny and beautiful France, where you will be staying in plush accomodations with the French Army. They are the finest army in the World. They have never won anything on their own, but have the nicest tents avail.

 

[tony marks]

ah ,france ,they still mad at us for occupying their country
in the 40s. everybody knows knows we did it to get their wine.
a true friend,yep yep.u would think they mite relate to the iraqi
people considering the similarities between sadam and a fella named hitler.fish im not trying for your job . just making
time pass.oh yes forgot chainsaws is good.

 

[Tony Snyder]

I have quit eating French fries and french bread, using French dressing or buying any French wine. I'm looking to boycot any French chainsaw stuff.

I may even take Turkeys of my diet.

 

[Tony Snyder]

There should be another title beside instigator, that being, "chief armchair know-it-all".

I got some nominees in mind but I wouldn't dare, we got enough conflict.

Chainsaw.

 

[Fish]

My wife has an uncle who goes by "Fat Tony" from Illionois.
Are you him?
She is Italian, so I ask with the greatest respect.

 

[HUSKYMAN]