Anti- Theft Chainsaw Insurance

[Gypo Logger]

Check this out. No need to take your saw home, just pinch it till the rivets leave dents in the woodfibre. I came up with this idea all on my own.
John

 

[MasterBlaster]

Do that around here and you'ld come back to just the bar & chain!

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Master Blaster, I was thinking of that, but those metic bar nuts just keep the honest people away.
John

 

[SilverBlue]

Hey hold on there! Isn’t that MY saw??

 

[stihltech]

Security?

All that will stop is an honest person.

 

[tony marks]

where bouts in the woods did u leave it,
john. i go make sure it dont get rained on ,or nothin. cant have that now.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Tony, I didnt leave it pinched to long, ran for the KD 385, 026 extricated itself at the mere sight of the KD, was a funny day, every time I did something right, I did something wrong. Tossed the chain on the 385, lost bar nuts, groveled in ground litter, but never found my nuts, reduced to limbing with 088 KD after rocking out 026, flatened tire on one side only, poked in eye with sharp stick, slapped in face with Maple whips like pervert at tea party. All in all a good day. Not so much the problems we have, but rather, how we get out of them.
Rock on,
Easy Johnny

 

[tony marks]

u rite bud ,just rock on..

 

[johncinco]

I always thought it would be great to take sawing lesons from you. Looks like you have been taking them from the same place I learned em!

 

[rbtree]

never found your nuts?......




uh huh.....

 

[YUKON 659]

John, sounds like about the only thing that didn't happen was, you didn't get slapped in the a$$ with a board with a nail in it!!!!!

Jeff

 

[Toneman]

Look on the bright side John,
You got a whole months worth of bad luck out in one day!
Good stuff has to follow!

 

[wmthrower]

It's nice to see that even the veterans of this site get pinched once in awhile. Makes us newer guys feel a little better about our sawing.
Another good part of it getting it pinched is that you got to keep your nice clean white handle from getting dirty. At least for another day.