Alert! Alert!
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin to see a naked woman who is
not his wife.
So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it is okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
God Bless America!
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin to see a naked woman who is
not his wife.
So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it is okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
God Bless America!
