Pelorus
Uva uvam vivendo varia fit
Reading one of the threads on the commercial forum and came across this gem: "Oh so that is how that huge stick got jammed up your ass ........" It brought back a painful memory of a nasty little climbing experience last summer...
Removal of a multistem red maple. As I was climbing, I noticed, but declined to address the presence of a little 1/2" - 1" dia dead stub sticking straight vertical. Real bad decision. Gaffs kicked out and I slid down about a foot or so and just about got sodomized by that little sucker. The pain was like fairly spectacular; in fact it was still painful to get up out of a chair for bout two weeks afterwards. It goes without saying that I received no sympathy whatsoever from co-workers or my family, and expect none here either. Just want to say that the trees can fight back, and if any of you folks have any latent homosexual proclivities, an experience like this will cure you.
Removal of a multistem red maple. As I was climbing, I noticed, but declined to address the presence of a little 1/2" - 1" dia dead stub sticking straight vertical. Real bad decision. Gaffs kicked out and I slid down about a foot or so and just about got sodomized by that little sucker. The pain was like fairly spectacular; in fact it was still painful to get up out of a chair for bout two weeks afterwards. It goes without saying that I received no sympathy whatsoever from co-workers or my family, and expect none here either. Just want to say that the trees can fight back, and if any of you folks have any latent homosexual proclivities, an experience like this will cure you.