One time, long ago, me and my buddy was drinkin a few beers, sittin by the lake bored, Anyways we see Bill and his new girl, heading down a dead end to park, so we up and follow them on foot, with pockets filled wi beers. After a mile n a half or so, we find Bills car a bouncing, so we sneak up and pound on the trunk, Bills up an gone like a bat outta hell, has ta be drivin butt naked!!...... So we see Bill the next day, he's been showin everyone the giant paw prints on his trunk, (in the dust our hands slipped as we pounded)....... where him and his girl was attacked by Big Foot, 3 miles back in the woods...and how they just bear'ly escaped.......We didn't have the heart ta tell 'em the truth...........Big Foot stories abound that summer!!!