Frank's planks
John,
Looks like you've done a fine job keeping the lines straight. It surely is a testament to your chain-filing abilities! I believe I recognize that notch; did't the bottom of it make an appearance in another thread recently
You know, that's a real good idea, come to think of it. If you need a couple of short planks, like to load the quad in the back of the truck or something, there's no sense in taking the whole tree. And you can always go back and get a couple more after the tree fills back in. Now <i>that's</i> forest manglement!
That reminds me of the time a traveling salesman came to a farm where about halfway up the drive to a new fancy house was a pile of ashes on a foundation. Near the new house he saw a pig with a wooden leg!
He had to know more about that pig with the wooden leg, so he just came right out and asked about it.
The conversation went something like this:
<b>salesman</b>: I couldn't help noticing that pig with a wooden leg. Why does he have it?
<b>farmer</b>: That there's a special pig. See the place where the old house used to be? One night it caught fire while we was all asleep, and that pig came in and rousted us up and led us out, one by one. He saved our lives!
<b>salesman</b>: Did he get hurt in the fire? Is that why he's got the wooden leg?
<b>farmer</b>: Nope, he didn't get hurt in that fire at all.
<b>salesman:</b>: Well then why does he have a wooden leg?
<b>farmer</b>: Well, that there's a special pig. See that fancy new house? That pig can find oil. Thanks to him, we got us a few oil wells on the property now. That's how we paid for that fancy new house!
<b>salesman</b>: Wow, that's great; but why does he have a wooden leg?
<b>farmer</b>: Well, when you got a special pig like that, you just can't eat him all at once!