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tony marks

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can yall believe these idiots sellin everthing on internet are reading arborsite.. yall know i sometimes use my hillbilly milltown lingo.. a bunch o these idiots,, are trying to copy my way of talking and sell me ever thing from internet programs to viagra sustitutes..
a bunch of it on there this morning. ..
not a one,, was even close to knowing how to talkit.. these d-- city slickers office cons.. dont know it but a hayseed mite have a little bit more savey than even their superior brainpower..id like to gettum out to woods about four hrs and when they think we done ,,make um all stand around while i kick one one o there --- til his nose bleeds..i guess it was just funny but i ts hard to believe they were that stupid..just funny as h to me now..
man if this is the best they got heaven helpum ,,they need to stay in the city. they couldnt make it around here.. course i couldnt make it there either..:angel:
 
Tony, It's not limited to those who speak hillbilly. What concerns me is why so many people think I need a larger pe....
 
Tony, It's not limited to those who speak hillbilly. What concerns me is why so many people think I need a larger pe....

I get those emails and have wondered the same thing myself! :eek:

I'll tell you what though, one of them 'thingees' (whatever size) would have been handy as cold as it was this morning and I'd drank too many diet pepsi's before going out. You guys have it easy sometimes. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
i know folks .. i really sympathasize with sales people they just trying to get by ,,i guess.. its the smart --- little pea brained con type squirts that ill get into..
my customers are elderly and some so lonesome they do bout anything if somebody will talk toum..
i once confronted 3 so called roofers on one o my customers houses workin their magic up there..told them me or them one was getting off the house.. abnd since a lotto deputies are friends of mine an know what im about.. they will get u ..
and the best thing could happen o u,, is they take u to jail.. they thot ,,an thot better of it.. i was glad of it too ,,but i was also mad as all gettout . and i aint real sure it wouldnt have been them got throwed off that house..least thats what ic wus thinking then anyway.. i never claimed to be real smart or nothin:)
 
Most of those ads are a bunch of Bull and they don't tell you about the side affects. I sent in for many of those items that add up to 3" on certain body parts. I now have to buy pants with three legs and I am in search of a center shoe. All that I can find are the lefts and the rights.
Later
Dan
 
i don't mind getting all those e-mails, but what really, truly, bugs me, is how the heck did my name get put on the small willy e-mail list? who turned me in?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thinking about designing up a wee willy arctic kit, if i could learn to talk like tony, i'm sure i'd get rich selling 'em on ebay!
 
talk good enuff already.. ill take 3 gross .. we ll make millions..:)
dan i sympathise .. us real men jus got problems aint we.. i kept a home made measure ,,ruler in our room ..
for years .. walked in one day an lib was showing it to her mamma.. mamma had one jus like it .. i jus givum a mean look an left.. dont preciate a good man. hmm
:) whats ironic is a fella finally learns the subtle natural things that important.. an father time starts cutting
out his will to work.. aint dead yet tho..
ok nuff said..hey dennis:angel: :angel:
 
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For some reason everyone thinks I need Super Lube and I ain't talkin' motor oil. They're getting more creative in the way they title their emails so that they get through the spam filters. I get them everyday 3" on this, Viagra for that, I found you money and on and on. Luckily Mac's mail program catches 90-95% percent of this crap.
Grateful
 
You guys just gotta take advantage of all those great offers. Spent some time last night replying to those things you guys call "spam." I should have a giant willy and a full head of hair just in time for my date with my Russian mail order bride. I think she'll like me because I fixed my bad credit, remortgaged the house and have a truck load of viagra on the way. If not, the shipment of xanax should ease my anxieties.

You have to accentuate the positives and stop dwelling on the negatives:D
 
The thing I notice is that we on Arboristsite seem to all be getting the junk mail. Is this site passing along our names? Did TGF tell everyone that we have wee willies? Did Dennis G pass along that tree apes have no trouble getting them down but getting it up is a problem? Did Darin let it leak that we all need a loan? Mike
 
There is many ways to spam, but since this is not on the chainsaw topic I let you know on the off topic.
 
Spam, Smeat

The finer things in life... ....when enjoyed with fried eggs for an early morning snacking on toasted bread. I can't wait for Spam to show up in my mailbox, beats going to the foodbank to get it. Have a good one guys, sorry, but I had to. Bill Jr
 
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