Christmas Present

[david78]

Well guys, it's almost Christmas. I'm thinking about what to get my wife and looking for some advice. I'm torn between a woodsplitter and some tire chains for the old GMC. What say you?:help:

 

[JONSEREDFAN6069]

definately the splitter.

 

[avalancher]

Well, go with the splitter! Specially if you got a nice cot all set up in the garage where you can hang out for awhile.

Number of years ago I gave my wife a pressure washer for her birthday. My mom hit the roof when she found out about it. Assured me that a divorce would be right behind the birthday. I tried to assure her that she really wanted one, but she wouldnt listen to me.

Mom called on my wifes birthday to wish her happy birthday,I told her she was outside washing the house.
To this day my mom doesnt believe me..............

 

[Ironbark]

I advise you not to ask the guys on AS for advice on what to get your wife for Christmass, or you'll be torn to pieces!

But since you have I'd save the chains for her birthday and get the splitter now!

Let us know how you get on

 

[dnf0929]

Get her the splitter an explain how much quality time you two will get to spend using it together.

 

[Suz]

I've been married to the same woman for 43 years and my advice is to never buy anything that plugs into a electrical socket. So, the splitter would be okay. :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Ironbark]

I'm getting my wife a new bag for Christmass....... I'm hoping the vacume cleaner will work fine again after she fits it :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[avalancher]

Get her the splitter an explain how much quality time you two will get to spend using it together.

I tried once to convince my wife of that, but she didnt take the bait. As far as she is concerned, quality time should be spent at the Olive Gardens enjoying a big dollar dinner.

 

[Mike Van]

I'd get her one of those huge first-aid trauma kits, 'cause when she whups your a** with the tire chains, you won't have to go to the emergency room.

 

[A. Stanton]

Do the splitter. It's money in the bank.

 

[HillRat]

I've been married to the same woman for 43 years and my advice is to never buy anything that plugs into a electrical socket.... :hmm3grin2orange:

Hey, a 372XP would be good then too, right??

 

[dahmower]

I bought mine a salad fork I hope she likes it!!

 

[ducati996]

I think she should get the splitter, and you should get the cute thong and bra from Victoria secret.

Now thats a Christmas

 

[wdchuck]

Tire chains, installed so they only get used for their intended purpose,
and somethiing else, for indoor use.

 

[Wood Doctor]

New Leaf Rake

LOML said she wanted a new leaf rake, one with plastic tines on it. I told her that wouldn't fit under the tree. So, she said, "OK, then get me a bunch of Red Door perfume instead."

Leaf Rake: $12
Red Door Pefrume: $75

Next time I'll keep my mouth shut.:monkey:

 

[Wet1]

Mine wants:

A safety helmet w/ built in face screen and ear protection
Ratchet strap(s) (to be left in her car trunk)
And a used paperback book about different ways to die (I think it's a cartoon).


I'm hoping I can handle all of this... I might even splurge and get her a light weight set of chaps (in my size) to compliment my heavy weight comp chaps. :greenchainsaw:

 

[mtfallsmikey]

It could be worse....my wife got the BR-550 blower for her b-day last year!

 

[HittinSteel]

I just ordered my wife some saw chaps.....hope she likes them!

 

[urhstry]

I'm giving my wife a T-shirt and dildo. I figure if she doesn't like the T-shirt, she can go F*** herself!

 

[TallElf]

I'm giving my wife a T-shirt and dildo. I figure if she doesn't like the T-shirt, she can go F*** herself!

HILARIOUS... I was thinking that I could take the 6 point to the taxidermist and get it european mounted.... She always thought an english accent was sexy... so if I get that for the bedroom, would that just complete my day... And we both get what we want in the bedroom, she gets an english accent, and I get another rack to ooogle..