Conversation in Clearwater

[Dennis]

THE BOYS IN CLEARWATER... Several of the arboristsite boys are in Clearwater talking saws. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. John Lambert: "Hello." Rhonda Roberts: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the show in Clearwater?" John: "Yes." Rhonda: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?" John: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much." Rhonda: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."John: "How much?" Rhonda: "$60,000." John: "For that price, I want it with all the options." Rhonda: "Great! One more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000." John: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000." Rhonda: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" John: "Bye, I love you too." Then John hangs up. We are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[tony marks]

what a hell of a thing to do.
lmao . well i hope whoever, enjoys his new mercedes.

 

[JimL]

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest thing I have read all week.