treeslayer
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Some jackwagon has sent me a couple emails to my CL ad for firewood.
this one is priceless.
"Greetings,
I & members of my family are planning on celebrating our xmas and new year on the island in Newport, RI. We are going for a big family reunion and we noticed that we have less firewood for the days we will be spending over on the island because of the cold weather. . I'm seriously interested in buying, Which means buying the firewood is very impaortant for us..
I would have loved to come with my lorry and container for the pick up of the firewood and pay (cash) as a person from your location but time has'nt permit us because we booked the next day flight down to Rhode Island. We have however made arrangements with a carrier who would come for the pickup of the firewood over at any location of yours after payments have been duly made. I would love you to do the delivery via a carrier company service but that will cost alot of funds for us in shipping them down through the courier carrier service. Shipment and handling will be taking care of very carefully with an affordable container.
To get this clear to you, Payment of the fire wood and container will be made out to you before the carrier come over to pick up the firewood from your location. I'm new to buying on craiglist and I hope you can be trusted to make available of the firewood after payment has been made out to you . I work with the United State Postal Services and we will be glad to pay with an original United state certified Postal Money Order. I'll appreciate it if you consider it sold to us via this means. You can trust us via this means of payment and it's 100% legitimate.
After payment clears and cash your bank. Carrier will show up at your location in picking up the firewoods. Excess funds for the shipment and handling will be included on the payment and sent to carrier for his services. I'll email his contact to you as soon as you received the payment via FedEx/UPS. How should your name appear on the Money order and your full home address where it should be mail to? With your valid phone number.
NOTE: I will appreciate if you prepare the price estimate of 1ton firewood you have for sale and price of a container for the delivery.
: Sending more picture will be awesome"
this one is priceless.
"Greetings,
I & members of my family are planning on celebrating our xmas and new year on the island in Newport, RI. We are going for a big family reunion and we noticed that we have less firewood for the days we will be spending over on the island because of the cold weather. . I'm seriously interested in buying, Which means buying the firewood is very impaortant for us..
I would have loved to come with my lorry and container for the pick up of the firewood and pay (cash) as a person from your location but time has'nt permit us because we booked the next day flight down to Rhode Island. We have however made arrangements with a carrier who would come for the pickup of the firewood over at any location of yours after payments have been duly made. I would love you to do the delivery via a carrier company service but that will cost alot of funds for us in shipping them down through the courier carrier service. Shipment and handling will be taking care of very carefully with an affordable container.
To get this clear to you, Payment of the fire wood and container will be made out to you before the carrier come over to pick up the firewood from your location. I'm new to buying on craiglist and I hope you can be trusted to make available of the firewood after payment has been made out to you . I work with the United State Postal Services and we will be glad to pay with an original United state certified Postal Money Order. I'll appreciate it if you consider it sold to us via this means. You can trust us via this means of payment and it's 100% legitimate.
After payment clears and cash your bank. Carrier will show up at your location in picking up the firewoods. Excess funds for the shipment and handling will be included on the payment and sent to carrier for his services. I'll email his contact to you as soon as you received the payment via FedEx/UPS. How should your name appear on the Money order and your full home address where it should be mail to? With your valid phone number.
NOTE: I will appreciate if you prepare the price estimate of 1ton firewood you have for sale and price of a container for the delivery.
: Sending more picture will be awesome"