Curious Growths on Eastern Red Cedar Trunk

[Gesnerlawn]

Here is a photo of some curious growths on an eastern red cedar trunk that I dragged out of the woods. Have you guys ever seen anything like this before?

 

[Kneejerk Bombas]

That's my wife!

 

[SilverBlue]

Wow Mike your wife must be poplar.

 

[Gesnerlawn]

Mike - Then I don't know how to tell you this... but your wife is in my bedroom right now sitting in the corner.

 

[M.D. Vaden]

Shares some similarity to Diana of the Ephesians, mentioned in the book of Acts.

I think she is also called Artemis.