Dennis
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So obviously John never told you guys about the personal ad he was responding to.....
"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant."
I'm a sweet, good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-9764 and ask for Daisy.
John found himself talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Lab retriever.
"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant."
I'm a sweet, good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-9764 and ask for Daisy.
John found himself talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Lab retriever.
