How do you protect fresh tattoos in a tree?

[omertalogic]

My left tit and shoulder are raw meat from a 8 hour sit in the chair yesterday. I'm mildly worried about work on monday. cellophane? under armor sleeve? hope for the best?

 

[DR. P. Proteus]

Oof! Sounds rough, I remember when I had my clitoris done too, just suck it up a be a man about it, don't start ******** now!

 

[HuskStihl]

My left tit and shoulder are raw meat from a 8 hour sit in the chair yesterday. I'm mildly worried about work on monday. cellophane? under armor sleeve? hope for the best?

Why the **** would you tattoo a tree?

 

[omertalogic]

right on 'don't be a *****', should have known

 

[jefflovstrom]

right on 'don't be a *****', should have known

You are not only a Troll, but if you are serious, I as your boss would send you home with no pay until I see fit,,
Now you may leave,
Jeff

 

[Zale]

I first would get a soft, warm blanket and then find a safe space to heal.

 

[omertalogic]

solid haha, thank you.

Edit: i straight up did not realize there was an 'off topic' forum where i should have posted this. my apologies, carry on

 

[Oldmaple]

Probably won't be treated any nicer there.

 

[gorman]

Keep it moist. Moist. Lemme say again, moist.

 

[jefflovstrom]

Dumb thread,
Get your tat on vacation or deal with it.
Jeff

 

[ChoppyChoppy]

I first would get a soft, warm blanket and then find a safe space to heal.

Just don't sit on the couch or recliner with a soft warm blanket. I'm firmly convinced my couch has a 55 gal drum of motivation stored up from all that's been sucked out of me over the years! Damn thing seems to have a tractor beam too, can be outside in the yard working.... go in the house for a cup of water. Next thing you know it's 3hrs later and waking up from a nap.

 

[BC WetCoast]

Maybe along with the blankie, you can get someone to bring you something in a sippy cup.

 

[benjo75]

When I find fresh tattoos in a tree I cut around them.

 

[omertalogic]

So update (though I doubt anyone's too, too worried ) We're doing monster pines this week and all seems well. It definitely got ****ed up where my high vis rubs up on it, but hey I have a touch up coming up.

Anyone in the same boat, just plop a bandage over any part that's gonna cause friction on your clothes and you're good to go. Seems the sweat and dirt somehow helped, healing nicely.

The ball busting was accepted with good cheer

 

[Zale]

So glad you are doing well. You were in my thoughts and prayers.

 

[gorman]

One like = One prayer.

 

[MasterBlaster]

When I was in the Navy and you got a tattoo that caused you to not be able to do your job...

You were busted. Google "Captain's Mast."