How Ya Makin' Out? Got Ere' Dunn Yet?

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Ken, I found by accident a shortcut to making a racing chain. Its only a simple matter of letting the chain rust. This way, sidestraps ect., are reduced to a nominal clearance, thus reducing dremal work. The crome remains intact and it is a simple matter of putting the corner in the corner. This baby otta blast thru that 8x8 in 1.35.
John

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi there, thought I would include a picture of the " Texas Six Pack".
Gyromaniac

 

[slabberman]

G'day John,

Nice chain! Where you find that one, in the bottom of the truck-box?
Is that a maple leaf I see there eh?....
Cheers
Charlie.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Charlie, you guessed that one right, and we are best pals with the U.S. of Eh!
John from Canada.

 

[Keener]

Oh man what a waste that chain looks like it was brand new when you buried it under that rock in the cedar swamp.
Now that it is aged and stress relieved it can be soaked in back bacon grease and seal oil to loosen er' up again.
You must be very patient John I can never wait quite as long as that for the stress relief to finish, end up with too light a coating of oxide on the chain to hold a proper edge.

 

[slabberman]

G'day John,

I thought it was only down here in the southern hemisphere that you could find 5% beers??!! I had heard that your beers were a bit on the weak side.... Cant remember what % the Kokonee (?) was.
Cheers
Charlie.

 

[Dennis]

Hey there...Canadas beer is all 5% and more with the exception of Bud Lite and Coors Lite, and of course the imports...

American beer is like making love in a canoe...****ing close to water....

 

[kdhotsaw]

John the chainbuilder

Hello john,
I really think you need a vacation, need to get away from that chain filing at 3 in the morning. and one more thing john, stay out of those biker bars on the way out to dennis's. remember what happened last trip out there.
ken

 

[Gypo Logger]

hi Ken, I was a bad boy again and had to close the bar.

John the creep.

 

[Dennis]

Ken, John and I were touring the countryside looking for timber and came across an interesting little resort...why didnt you tell us?
We wanted to pick up Johns piped 346..and you werent home..must have been out fishing with Walt...

 

[Dennis]

Being that you werent home and Linda was sleeping, we decided we were goin to borrow a few trees...here is the first ones we took...

 

[Dennis]

New Chainsaw Competition

Ok...we have a new contest..John and I spent all day driving and practicing, so we can understand if we win...

How fast can you start and stop a stopwatch with a single movement of the hand? I know it sounds silly, but its very addictive.....

Here are our best results...

 

[Rotax Robert]

Here is the real one...EH.....signed by all those at the pre-clearwater

 

[HomeDelight Man]

Hello, I like the old Homelite 17 on the wall, still trying to get though a 10" log, nobody said they cut fast. Ha Ha, Jonathan

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi Jonathan, I found an old red and green homedelight yesterday, geardrive, not sure what model, will get pics.
John

 

[rahtreelimbs]

By the looks of your avitar........how can you tell if it is cuttin' any faster!!!