Sorry to repost his joke, but twice in 5 years isnt to bad.
Germany and Sweden arrived at the pearly gates.
"Stop there fellows" said peter "We only have room for one of you and Im short of time, so whoever did the worst thing, will have not be allowed in and will end up in the other place."
With that he took out a laptop and opened it.
"Germany" He said sternly "It seems you have started two world wars, tried to exterminate several races, slaughtered millions of innocent civilians, and have created operas that have lasted days. You have been voted as europes worst neighbour EVER. You made death camps, poisonous gases, armys of destruction and conquest. Not good."
At this Germany gulped. Peter looked across at sweden, looked at the ledger and smiled.
"Sweden. You invented the 3 point seatbelt and let the world use it for free. You invented the ultrasound thats given millions of parents the ability to see their unborn babys and for doctors to help them so early on. Youve done very good work."
At this sweden beamed like a proud child while germany looked on nervously
"and giving out prizes for peace, quite wonderful. Oh and you make good things to, safe cars like the volvo and saab. And you made great tools so mankind could do great works....and..."
Peter stopped at a point on his laptop screen, looked up at sweden and turned grey. He reached forward and pulled a lever. Sweden screamed as the cloud he stood on gave way and he plummeted down in a fearful endless fall towards the gates of hades.
Left alone with peter, germany looked quezically at Peter. Peter sighed and said
"Your welcome in here germany, I just read what the top handled huskys were like on arboristsite, theres some things that just cant be forgiven."