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DONT FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY
>
> Don't forget to mark your calenders.
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim
> male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
> commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern
> Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their
> house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
> terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
> for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in
> lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not
> Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude
> women other than their wife, and to show support for all
> American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
> alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
> anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts
> to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in
> this anti-terrorist activity.
>
> God bless America ! It is your patriotic duty to
> pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people
> you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are
> in the position of posing as a national threat!
>
>
> Don't forget to mark your calenders.
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim
> male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
> commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern
> Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their
> house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
> terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
> for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in
> lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not
> Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude
> women other than their wife, and to show support for all
> American women. Since Islam also does not approve of
> alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your
> anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts
> to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in
> this anti-terrorist activity.
>
> God bless America ! It is your patriotic duty to
> pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people
> you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are
> in the position of posing as a national threat!
>