Redneck Ont
ArboristSite Operative
Woke up early this morning with Mrs, I decided I would blow out the driveway and look at finishing the points and condensors on my Alpine, Days going great, get the driveway done, head into the garage to finish the Alpine with a few minor issues but nothing major, get er fired up and ready to go haul some logs outta the bush, well I head out into our front field do a few laps with the beast to pack things down, hook onto the first log (ski-doo running mint) get it half way across the field and the log is burried, now I expected this seeing as it was th first trip outta the bush so I un hooked decided to do a BIG loop (Alpine's dont turn well) and get her BURRIED... This is where it gets bad, so I try and try to get it out its not happening, I have nothing to winch off of, im in the middle of a field... so after walking all the way back to the house to get the Mrs sled I dig and dig FINNALY I get it out, drive the Alpine back to the house and ask the Mrs to come back out with me to ride her sled back, well as we take off she wipes outs onto the "truck" part of the Alpine and now refuses to ride the monster, and now the Alpine is starting to run like a sack of Poop, so I back up to turn around to take it back to the house well dont I suck up 25ft of aircraft cable into the track and boogies SIGH Ok now Im starting to get a little excitied leave the Alpine there and go get the tractor to drag it back up the driveway, so after I walk all the way back up to the drive shed fire the old Ford up again back it out (its really tight) drive down the driveway (our driveway is long and has a few steep sections, this is one) hook onto whats left of the cable sticking out of the suspention and lift it with the bucket, well doesnt the bastard flip over and now im stuck off the side of the driveway, sled attached to the bucket and my blood pressure is going through the roof, I push it forward get around it and push it to the top of the driveway (Alpine For SALE) then proceed to put the tractor back in the driveshed, well I guess the exhaust or bad luck decided to slide a enitre section off the steel roof ( 12 12 pitch) onto me as I am pulling into the driveshed, now Im covered in snow pissed off, what a day. Did I mention the wood that I hauled in today caused $300 worth of damage to my saw, and It seems my OWB doesent like it so Im heading out with some kindling.
Anybody else have a day like me? Sorry had to vent, Im sure some of you can relate.
Anybody else have a day like me? Sorry had to vent, Im sure some of you can relate.