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dozerdan

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Hi
I am sure that all of you have read some of my posts, from yesterday.
My point is.
Maybe you can all see how totally ridicules some of the posts that you make really are.
I thought that it would be easier to show you rather then tell you about it.
What do I have to do to become a Moderator?
Later
Dan ( I think I am)
 
Your new style does stand out Dan; there are a few here where you really can't tell whether they're in their right mind or not. We haven't seen one of your chainsaw sh!t fits yet though!

Frank
 
Hi Dan I liked your post yesterday , it made me think I was right at home with me , myself and I.
Keep up the good work
 
Ed
Glad to here that between you and I, there are 6 of us.
It must come from breathing aluminum dust.
I will try to keep you happy and be a little more entertaining in the future.
I am not sure if I can, it might get Fish and Dennis C upset with me. They will think that I am taking over their job.
I didn't make any money yesterday but I sure had fun.
Later
Dan
 
Breathing "aluminum dust"....
That is what gave Buddy Ebsen his "gravel" voice, before he
got fired from the "Wizard of Oz" set for being ill all of the time.
He was cast as the tinman.
But I digress...........
 
Originally posted by Fish
Breathing "aluminum dust"....
That is what gave Buddy Ebsen his "gravel" voice, before he
got fired from the "Wizard of Oz" set for being ill all of the time.
He was cast as the tinman.
But I digress...........

Didn't he get sick from the aluminum colored face paint?
 
Hi guys
Has anyone ever had a magnesium fire before.One of my friends was going to become the next chainsaw guru , so he was opening up his crankcase , i told him to watch but he knew better and when i seen him the next day his eyes were a little bigger, THAT STUFF REALLY DOES BURN
 
Hey Dan, don't be to hard on yourself. I look at it this way, if I didn't have any personality flaws, then I wouldn't have any personality at all.
Lambert Logger
 
Dennis C
I don't want you bad mouthing my friend Ted. He is a good friend of mine and I have invited him here for Christmas dinner. I will also be serving a few of the neighbors.
When I grow up, I want to be like his cousin Al. He is my hero.
Ed
Sometimes I discard old engine cases in my outside furnace. It sure makes a pretty white light. It reminds me of when I was youngster. My mother was into what she called (drug experimentation ), she would pour out a handful of pills and ask(I wonder what these will do to you). She would then proceed to put them in my mouth and make me swallow them. I remember all of those pretty colors.
Mom also taught me how to swim, thought I would never get out of that bag, kittens had me all scratched up.
Later
Dan from Pennsyltucky, he is an alcoholic
 
Looks like we're in for another "Bad Dozer Dan" day. Like others here, I think Dan should be like this all the time. Soon he will come to the realization that AS can be profitable and fun at the same time. :dizzy:
 
Hey Rick, I mean Creep, I think DB is stiring up trouble again. In order to get you back for stealing his avitar, he has created a new one as above. If you right click on his avitar, the properties say: Mryb. What's up with that? I think you should give Doug another thrashing, and why wouldn't you?
John
 
hey dan ,, dont worry everbody gets in the cooking spirits,, this time o year..
i just dont operate big saws when im doing it.. have a good holiday bud..
 
Doug
I really would like to make a whole day of posting again but I have to get some work done.
My grandfather was one of the best salesmen, that I ever knew. He always told me, the first thing you have to do is to get peoples attention.
My new brainstorm
When the 346 fest happens. You can run over by Zippo and pick up his 346KD. When you return it to him, you can give him a report.
We cant tell him when it will happen because his mouth will leak.
Later
Keystone Weird
 
Dan,
I'm both happy and sad that you have come to know our pal, Zypo. Happy, because he is a lot of fun to be around and is a truly honorable man. Sad, because I know from countless personal experiences with him, that he can't keep anything quiet for very long. Bobby and I might very well know Zyp better than anyone on the planet because we have spent literally thousands of hours interacting with him. John's only flaw (maybe "wishful thinking" is more appropriate here) is that he continually tries to convince himself that everyone is as carefree as he is. Unfortunately, while that would probably make the world a lot better place if it were true; it just isn't.

Happy holidays to you and your family, Dan.
 
Hi Doug, thank's for your kind words about me, you always backed me up when I was between a rock and a hard place.
Due to my speachlessness, I can only respond with this poem.
Pal,
John

Sentimental Shark


Give me a cabin in the woods
Where not a human soul intrudes;
Where I can sit beside a stream
Beneath a balsam bough and dream,
And every morning see arise
The sun like bird of paradise;
Then go down to the creek and fish
A speckled trout for breakfast dish,
And fry it in an ember fire -
Ah! there's the life of my desire.

Alas! I'm tied to Wall Street where
They reckon me a millionaire,
And sometimes in a day alone
I gain a fortune o'er the 'phone.
Yet I to be a man was made,
And here I ply this sorry trade
Of Company manipulation,
Of selling short and stock inflation:
I whom God meant to rope a steer,
Fate made a Wall Street buccaneer.

Old Time, how I envy you
Who do the things I long to do.
Oh, I would swap you all my riches
To step into your buckskin britches.
Your ragged shirt and rugged health
I'd take in trade for all my wealth.
Then shorn of fortune you would see
How drunk with freedom I would be;
I'd kick so hard, I'd kick so high,
I'd kick the moon clean from the sky.

Aye, gold to me is less than brass,
And jewels mean no more than glass.
My gold is sunshine and my gems
The glint of dew on grassy stems . . .
Yet though I hate my guts its true
Time sorta makes you used to you;
And so I will not gripe too much
Because I have the Midas touch,
But doodle on my swivel chair,
Resigned to be a millionaire.
Robert Service , published 1949, from Songs of a Sunlover
 
Buddy Ebsen

Actually that is all his face paint was, aluminum dust. After he
almost died, they came up with a different mixture.
 
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