Groundmen say the darnedest things.

[MasterBlaster]

'Aight, then. Good luck!

 

[no tree to big]

Id rather my guys be using gear I know is good then some **** they got from a buddy who was gonna throw it away... That's how I got my first setup I still use the saddle but now I have replaced all my personal gear with new but the first days were bad...

 

[MasterBlaster]

I buy my gear, but then, I'm a "tard."

 

[no tree to big]

I buy my gear, but then, I'm a "tard."

Yea well some company guys don't have there own and use whatever they can get to do side work...

 

[MasterBlaster]

It's all good, brother.

Well, until you get sued...

 

[jimmycrackcorn]

"Why do you have to sharpen you chain all the time, you can't just buy a new one?"

 

[MasterBlaster]

"Can I borrow your climbing saw to cut up this brush?"

 

[treevet]

damn I nicked your cl line boss

 

[MasterBlaster]

"Yikes! I knicked your climbline, Boss!"

(do it right)

 

[treevet]

yikes?....uh ok

 

[jimmycrackcorn]

- climber with 20yrs experience to me.

Climber: "Dude...your blower was out of mix, didn't you hear me yelling as you drove away with the chip/equipment truck"

Me: "Nahh, man, it's pretty loud in that cab"

Climber: "Oh, OK... It's cool the homeowner had some gas"

Me: "Was it mixed correctly or do I need to dump what's in it"

Climber: "Nahh, just need to add some oil to it"

Me: "What do you mean, add oil, was it leaner than 50:1?"

Climber: "No the HO only had straight gas."

Me: "WHAT!!!???"

Climber: "Yeah, just regular gas, don't worry, there's enough oil residue in the system."

Me: "Expletive Deleted, Expletive Deleted, Expletive Deleted"

Climber: "Relax dude, You gotta remember the blower has had oil running through it for it's entire life, there's plenty already in there to run it for a short 5 min period"

I'll end it here, the rest is just ignorant rationalization as to why its OK.

 

[treevet]

yikes

 

[EcoTreeCo]

I left my boots out and they got soaked in the rain. Ima gonna be late.

 

[treesmith]

"I put the wrong shoes on" - turned up in runners and chainsaw pants...
This was about a month ago, he's gone too

 

[treecutterjr]

I hope you don't think it was me that stole your saws.

 

[treecutterjr]

I'll be late today just text me the address and ill meet you there (5 hrs later)

 

[treecutterjr]

I've got to go to court at 2, but I can just come back to the job after court gets out.

 

[treecutterjr]

You think you could give me a ride to court. (Is just on the other side of town & we're in the middle of a job)

 

[treecutterjr]

I'm hungry

 

[treecutterjr]

Wheres the saw/ rope/ rakes?
I thought he got them?
I thought HE got Em!
(nobody got them. Well usually a neighbor)