LOL! Dude, you're being way too anal about wood. It reminds me of wannabes who read a bunch of books and buy all the latest gadgets and doodads to try and understand something that is, in actuality, relatively simple.
So here it is:
Wood moves. It is never a constant. That is what makes it such an excellent building material.
Attempting to monitor moisture to the nth degree...letting wood 'acclimatize' for weeks or months on end in order to achieve some fractional moisture content difference is...anal.
Newsflash: If the wood has been sitting inside at Home Depot, it is good to go in your home...immediately. No need to wait. Again, the acclimazation 'waiting period' is for radically different environment/temperature changes, not normal ones.
But whatever. Never let it be said that I interfered with the conniptions of those with obsessive/compulsive disorder. Hell....follow the manufacturers instructions, let the wood sit a year...ten years...whatever. As I said, I could care less.