Home at night
Here is a little piece of material I have kept since my days of a "Pacific Slave" (Pacific Equipment...early 90's) It may be a bit outdated....
It was 2:23 PM August 6th at the Phelps County Fair, Rolla, MO. The air was clear and hot. Normal for early August in south central Missouri. As is so often the case, no hint that this would be one of those historical days talked about for years. the chainsaw cutting contests had been in progress for about 20 minutes and the spectators were in a festive mood. The racing teams of Stihl and Jonsered were loose and fast. That look that comes with winning and the expectations of winning.
the crowd in the bleachers suddenly grew quiet and a soft murmer began to be heard....HOMELITE?????....HOMELITE????....even a snicker now and then.
Rick Reade stepped forward to compete in the stock 5.4-6.0 cubic inch class. HOLY COW!! Its a Homelite 8800. The air screamed with the sounds of power and speed. Sawdust slowly filtered among the spectators as the times were announced. YES YES!!!the 8800 and rick Reade with a time of 3:33 sec. bears its nearest competitor by .58 seconds.
The crowd and the racers are stunned. It couldnt happend says Stihl. Jonsered suggested a rerun. But no turning back. Its time for the stock 6.0 and up class. Get out the big guns. What?! That Homelite 8800 is running again, but its only 5.4cube??? HOMELITE with a 3:03 wins with.28 seconds to spare.
The crowd in the bleachers is quiet now. What else can befall their favorite racers? Well, there is one class still to be raced. THE OPEN CLASS!! You know the class. The hot rods. 090 Stihls with airplane gas and modifications you really dont want to know about. You put wheels on them during the week and ride them to work. rick puts a stack on the Homelite and enters the feild. What the heck?! At this point there is nothing to lose. Yep you got it..Homelite wins again. Three first place trophies with the same saw. The Homelite 8800.
the crowd in the bleachers did not leave quickly that day. I dont know if they were simply stunned and needed a little more recovery time or if they were hoping to get another glimpse of that Homelite animal. A few tears were beginning to be seen in the Sthil Camp and the Jonsered people were wandering around mumbling in the same foreign tongue. The feild of battle remained littered with debris of battle. Broken battered and defeated remanants of the Stihl's 084 and 090s. The mighty Jonsered 2094 trashed in humiliation. Some were asked WHERE WAS HUSQVARNA????
Question?? If you were Husky, would you have wanted to be part of that spectacle of defeat?
There will be other chainsaw cutting competitions, but with the Homelite 8800, the competition has changed forever.
Disclaimer: rick admits to a little 'adjusting' of the saw..
Now John...sure you dont want to catch a bit of what Homelite has???