My neighbor had a 3 point splitter,, powered off of his LONG open center tractor hydraulics.
Well, he came to my home, and did some carpentry that was outside of my skill level,,
He spent close to two weeks working on my home.
He refused to take a nickel, he said he was happy to have something to do in retirement,,
I knew one evening that he was going to be away,, I went over and "stole" his 3 point splitter.
I built a trailer framework that the splitter would pin to.
Then, I mounted a 5HP engine, 2 stage pump, and hydraulic tank to the trailer.
I painted it all to match his blue LONG tractor.
I called him on Christmas Eve, and said Santa had left a gift of his in my garage,, he drove over,,
At first, he did not recognize it,, (the splitter had been ugly green)
THEN it hit him!! He was all smiles!!
A week later, he took it to the monthly church wood splitting party,, he usually took his tractor and splitter.
That evening, he called,, he told me that EVERY ONE of his church friends HATED me!!
It turned out that the old guys were used to putting a piece of wood on the splitter,
and then they got to chat while the tractor slowly moved the wedge to split the block.
In a couple hours, they would split two pickups of wood to take to some old church member,,
AND, they got to do a LOT of talking,,
When the trailer mounted splitter showed up,, they ALL got put to work!! (ALL retired guys)
In 90 minutes, they had split and loaded 4 pickups,,!!!
The reason they were mad was that NOBODY got to talk,,
the splitter was so fast, it almost worked the entire crew of retirees to DEATH!!
He then told me that he was kidding about them being mad,,
but, everybody was sure wore out by the fast splitter.
So, he was really proud of his new splitter,, and he did not have to drive his tractor to the wood lot,,