5-tree day!

Arborist Forum

Help Support Arborist Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

unclemoustache

My 'stache is bigger than yours.
. AS Supporting Member.
Joined
Jan 22, 2009
Messages
24,322
Reaction score
64,056
Location
S. Il. near St. Louis
My FIL has some pics on his camera, and I've been waiting to get them before posting, but with my memory I'll forget what I did before I get a chance to post them, so I'll tell you what happened and post the one or two pics that I did get.

It was about a week ago, so it's starting to fade already. :(
Started off by finishing cleaning out a large oak tree. Fair amount of dead stuff in there, and enjoyed climbing around.

Then went to my FIL's house, where I took out a small pine - about 20 feet tall. That took less than 1/2 hour to drop, buck, and get everything in the trailer and useable wood in the truck.

Then I attacked the Persimmon. Probably 50 feet tall, pretty thin with few branches. I climbed up, removing limbs as I went, and then topped it. I should have gone a little higher up, for I was concerned about a nearby phone line, but there was a beautiful crotch that I thought was high enough, so I cut it there. I just tagged the phone line, but no damage done. And I learned a little lesson as well - when topping at a crotch, take the bigger branch first. I didn't have a proper ground man, so I tied the branch to the tree so I could lower it myself from where I was. That meant the tree would sway around a lot when the branch was cut, and sway it did, but I managed to keep my trousers clean - barely. :(

Chunked it out on the way down, and finished it up. This was where my son helped - see this thread for more of that: http://www.arboristsite.com/firewood-heating-wood-burning-equipment/211744.htm

Then I cleaned up two smaller oak trees in that same area, and removed a 10' stump of some unknown tree. Had lots of suckers and some spiky, waxy leaves.

So, technicall that was 6 trees, but one of the smaller oak trees only needed one limb removed, so I won't really count that, but that one was probably the most dangerous thing I did that day. Climbed up a ladder about 20 feet, no safety line (hey, it was just a quickie), and dropped a mid-sized branch. It came down in a way I didn't expect, and could have hit the bottom of the ladder if it hadn't of hit the trunk. I didn't kick myself at the time, for I was counting my lucky stars and still at the top of a ladder, so I had to settle for a self-tongue lashing as I climbed back down. :bang: I should know better than that. Idiot.

Now here's where it starts to get good.

So I have a truck load of persimmon, and as my yard is stuffed full of oak and mulberry, I decided to try and give it away to one of my neighbors. I've got two retired neighbors, both are conservatives (like me) but one is a 'nice' convervative, and the other is a 'mean' conservative. His old truck had a bumper sticker on it which read "Annoy a Liberal". I can't help but like him, but he is a crusty old curmudgeon.
I tried Mr. A (the nice guy) first. He was in his shop cleaning a catfish, and comes out when he sees me pull up. He also has a driveway full of wood, and he wasn't too interested in persimmon. As I was talking to him, Mr. B comes out of his house. I tell him that I've got a present for him. He asks "what's the catch?" I tell him that I don't have the catch, I have wood - it's Mr. A here who has the 'catch.' (Mr. A was holding a partly cleaned out catfish he caught that afternoon). Mr. A then talks about his fishing that day and goes on for a couple hours - I guess he wasn't feeling as talkative as he usually is. :chatter:

Since A and B have adjoining properties, there is a little bit of friction between them about whose stuff goes on whose side of the line, but they are good friends nonetheless.
Mr. B asks me what kind of wood it is. I tell him it's "California Mulberry." Mr. A chuckles.
Mr. B takes a closer look and asks what it really is. I then say "Urban Oak." Mr. A chuckles and tells him it's Persimmon.
Mr. B says, "well, it burns anyway. Go ahead and put it next to my driveway there in that grassy patch."
The grassy patch is owned by Mr. A, who doesn't chuckle this time.

Mr. B's wife comes out and asks if she should get in the car or the truck. Obviously they're heading out - probably to the casino, where they actually come out ahead most of the time.

Mr. A asks if he's going to be gone for more than an hour.
Mr. B says, "Now don't you be stealing my firewood! Set it on my driveway," and off they go.

So I try and get Mr. A to help with the unloading, but he's got a dead fish in his hands, and he's not getting the wood anyway, so he goes back to his fish cleaning, leaving me to unload all by my lonesome. :(

attachment.php



So that's the only pic I currently have of that day. Maybe my FIL will get me the others before this thread fades into obscurity. It was a great day.:msp_thumbup:

View attachment 258561
 
Sounds like a good day. I prefer to lower firewood down to my level rather than go up after it though.
 
Nice story. Nice man you are to give away wood and you added a pic.. As for the ladder stunt.. I hope ya told your son you should NEVER do that. Rep Sent for being a good kinda crazy with your tree climbing,swinging day. :rock:
 
Hey Stash, that looks like a good score:rock:. Ladders and saws don't mix too well and I just won't do it at all. My mothers husband(aka the guy she married about 5 years after my dad died) climbed up a ladder about 15' to saw off a limb. Yes he cut the correct side of the limb, but when the weight of the cut section un-loaded it caused the remaining part of the limb to move so violently he fell off the ladder. Shattered his entire leg & hip, was in the hospital for a year before he went tit's up.

Unseen, unrecognized tension in trees up or down can kill ya just for standing around looking dumb.
 
Yup. It's dangerous work, and one ought never to take anything for granted. Still, I will say that I wasn't completely ignorant - I was ready to grab a nearby branch if anything went amiss - I just knew that I'd have to drop my saw in the process, so I wasn't really all that unprepared. Still, I'd trust a rope more than my grip any day, and I normally only use ladders to enter the canopy, and rarely do tree work from them.
 
My FIL has some pics on his camera, and I've been waiting to get them before posting, but with my memory I'll forget what I did before I get a chance to post them, so I'll tell you what happened and post the one or two pics that I did get.

It was about a week ago, so it's starting to fade already. :(
Started off by finishing cleaning out a large oak tree. Fair amount of dead stuff in there, and enjoyed climbing around.

Then went to my FIL's house, where I took out a small pine - about 20 feet tall. That took less than 1/2 hour to drop, buck, and get everything in the trailer and useable wood in the truck.

Then I attacked the Persimmon. Probably 50 feet tall, pretty thin with few branches. I climbed up, removing limbs as I went, and then topped it. I should have gone a little higher up, for I was concerned about a nearby phone line, but there was a beautiful crotch that I thought was high enough, so I cut it there. I just tagged the phone line, but no damage done. And I learned a little lesson as well - when topping at a crotch, take the bigger branch first. I didn't have a proper ground man, so I tied the branch to the tree so I could lower it myself from where I was. That meant the tree would sway around a lot when the branch was cut, and sway it did, but I managed to keep my trousers clean - barely. :(

Chunked it out on the way down, and finished it up. This was where my son helped - see this thread for more of that: http://www.arboristsite.com/firewood-heating-wood-burning-equipment/211744.htm

Then I cleaned up two smaller oak trees in that same area, and removed a 10' stump of some unknown tree. Had lots of suckers and some spiky, waxy leaves.

So, technicall that was 6 trees, but one of the smaller oak trees only needed one limb removed, so I won't really count that, but that one was probably the most dangerous thing I did that day. Climbed up a ladder about 20 feet, no safety line (hey, it was just a quickie), and dropped a mid-sized branch. It came down in a way I didn't expect, and could have hit the bottom of the ladder if it hadn't of hit the trunk. I didn't kick myself at the time, for I was counting my lucky stars and still at the top of a ladder, so I had to settle for a self-tongue lashing as I climbed back down. :bang: I should know better than that. Idiot.

Now here's where it starts to get good.

So I have a truck load of persimmon, and as my yard is stuffed full of oak and mulberry, I decided to try and give it away to one of my neighbors. I've got two retired neighbors, both are conservatives (like me) but one is a 'nice' convervative, and the other is a 'mean' conservative. His old truck had a bumper sticker on it which read "Annoy a Liberal". I can't help but like him, but he is a crusty old curmudgeon.
I tried Mr. A (the nice guy) first. He was in his shop cleaning a catfish, and comes out when he sees me pull up. He also has a driveway full of wood, and he wasn't too interested in persimmon. As I was talking to him, Mr. B comes out of his house. I tell him that I've got a present for him. He asks "what's the catch?" I tell him that I don't have the catch, I have wood - it's Mr. A here who has the 'catch.' (Mr. A was holding a partly cleaned out catfish he caught that afternoon). Mr. A then talks about his fishing that day and goes on for a couple hours - I guess he wasn't feeling as talkative as he usually is. :chatter:

Since A and B have adjoining properties, there is a little bit of friction between them about whose stuff goes on whose side of the line, but they are good friends nonetheless.
Mr. B asks me what kind of wood it is. I tell him it's "California Mulberry." Mr. A chuckles.
Mr. B takes a closer look and asks what it really is. I then say "Urban Oak." Mr. A chuckles and tells him it's Persimmon.
Mr. B says, "well, it burns anyway. Go ahead and put it next to my driveway there in that grassy patch."
The grassy patch is owned by Mr. A, who doesn't chuckle this time.

Mr. B's wife comes out and asks if she should get in the car or the truck. Obviously they're heading out - probably to the casino, where they actually come out ahead most of the time.

Mr. A asks if he's going to be gone for more than an hour.
Mr. B says, "Now don't you be stealing my firewood! Set it on my driveway," and off they go.

So I try and get Mr. A to help with the unloading, but he's got a dead fish in his hands, and he's not getting the wood anyway, so he goes back to his fish cleaning, leaving me to unload all by my lonesome. :(

attachment.php



So that's the only pic I currently have of that day. Maybe my FIL will get me the others before this thread fades into obscurity. It was a great day.:msp_thumbup:

View attachment 258561


Hey, hey, HEY. Be careful with that kind of talk in here, you're a family man and the auto fellatio fetish is on a different forum..... You must not be any good at it, Don't you have like 17 kids or something?
 
Yup. It's dangerous work, and one ought never to take anything for granted. Still, I will say that I wasn't completely ignorant - I was ready to grab a nearby branch if anything went amiss - I just knew that I'd have to drop my saw in the process, so I wasn't really all that unprepared. Still, I'd trust a rope more than my grip any day, and I normally only use ladders to enter the canopy, and rarely do tree work from them.


Akk! Ladders! No safety line for you or saw! It's never worth the money!

Besides that, nice day, good score! That guy who wouldn't help you unload free wood though..sell it next time to someone who wants it! Or give it to someone who will at least help unload, or to someone who is too old/feeble.

That dittohead got the money and time to go to a casino he can pay for wood or at least help unload it!
 
That guy who wouldn't help you unload free wood though..sell it next time to someone who wants it! Or give it to someone who will at least help unload, or to someone who is too old/feeble.

That dittohead got the money and time to go to a casino he can pay for wood or at least help unload it!


Nah, he's a good friend. He's given me lots of things in the past as well, so I'm not feeling like I was cheated or anything. We all help each other out around here.

Besides - I probably would have just taken it to the dump if not to him. Don't personally know many wood burners around here.
 
Nah, he's a good friend. He's given me lots of things in the past as well, so I'm not feeling like I was cheated or anything. We all help each other out around here.

Besides - I probably would have just taken it to the dump if not to him. Don't personally know many wood burners around here.

Well, that's cool then but to the dump!?! CL ad "real cheap wood, easy access" split and stacked out by the road. There's a lot of people around here move small quantities like that, keep likea 1/16th or an 1/8th of a cord out by the road with a "for sale" sign there. At the store small bundles are five bucks so 4-6 times as much for ten bucks is a "deal" for small quantity buyers. People don't even need a truck, just the trunk/hatchback area size piles. It'll add up! 10-20 clams here and there, what the heck! or..barter! "Firewood swap for used chainsaws". Or whatgever. going to the dump...eh...just sounds so wrong.

I bet as the economy worsens more and more people will be going to wood heat.
 
Don't guess I've ever seen a persimmon that big. You'd have to be a cat to climb the persimmons I'm used to!
 
Don't guess I've ever seen a persimmon that big. You'd have to be a cat to climb the persimmons I'm used to!


I've got a very large one in my own yard - probably a good 2' diameter or more. Messy and ugly tree, but I'm not cutting it. It's the only one in the yard with a good branch for my kids' rope swing!
 
Back
Top