treemandan
Tree Freak
That is what Mr. Schomsky got after taxes from the 222 Million he won in the lottery. So he built himslef a rather ritzy complex in Eaglville.
When I first met him today he told me he was about to call the police on me. I guess I should start at the begining?
So I was meeting Tony from Ornamental Landscapes to look over this job he was bidding on. I got to the house first, he showed up 5 minutes later. Since there was a gate with a cameras and a key pad I stayed on the 2 lane country road with the hazzards on and YES I was waiting for the cops anyway. I didn't know the Mr. Schmonsky at that point and was just meeting my " agent" to look over the job with him. I sure as hell didn't know which button to push to open the dam gate.
So Tony shows up and he pushes the button, the gate opens we roll in. I noticed one of those bigger front deck mowers making its way down the drive towards us and while we drove up to the the circle and parked it followed.
Tony got out and I made a comment about the smashed fender on his wife's Explorer. He told me a deer hit it just last night. While we are talking the mower arrives and Mr. Schmonsky gets out, we all shake hands and say hi.
Then he says " I was just about to call the cops on you" to me. I about died of laughter but it didn't show. Instead I just look at him dead while he explains how everbody is " caseing " his place. I am thinking a few things at this point:1. the cops don't scare me and it would be my %$#@ing pleasure. 2. Its not like it would be the first time dillhole 3. This is the type of wack job that call the cops on everybody anyway. 4. I need to buy more Roundup.
So after listening to Mr. Schomonsky cry about the curse of 85 mil me and Tony head back to look at the job which he got. Of course Mr. Schomosky doesn't have the best relationship with his neighbors so you all know how that can go but that isn't that bad. I find when the HO tells us we can't get on the neighsbors property its because the HO and them hate each other and when we ask and explain they let us on save for the occasional Nazi you run into and usually the entertainment from them makes the aggravation worth while anyway.
As of now Mr. Schomosky doesn't know The Dan and I am just one of the guys so the job is good for go... when it dries out. Mr. Schomonsky has special imported grass and all that so's we have to be careful.
When I first met him today he told me he was about to call the police on me. I guess I should start at the begining?
So I was meeting Tony from Ornamental Landscapes to look over this job he was bidding on. I got to the house first, he showed up 5 minutes later. Since there was a gate with a cameras and a key pad I stayed on the 2 lane country road with the hazzards on and YES I was waiting for the cops anyway. I didn't know the Mr. Schmonsky at that point and was just meeting my " agent" to look over the job with him. I sure as hell didn't know which button to push to open the dam gate.
So Tony shows up and he pushes the button, the gate opens we roll in. I noticed one of those bigger front deck mowers making its way down the drive towards us and while we drove up to the the circle and parked it followed.
Tony got out and I made a comment about the smashed fender on his wife's Explorer. He told me a deer hit it just last night. While we are talking the mower arrives and Mr. Schmonsky gets out, we all shake hands and say hi.
Then he says " I was just about to call the cops on you" to me. I about died of laughter but it didn't show. Instead I just look at him dead while he explains how everbody is " caseing " his place. I am thinking a few things at this point:1. the cops don't scare me and it would be my %$#@ing pleasure. 2. Its not like it would be the first time dillhole 3. This is the type of wack job that call the cops on everybody anyway. 4. I need to buy more Roundup.
So after listening to Mr. Schomonsky cry about the curse of 85 mil me and Tony head back to look at the job which he got. Of course Mr. Schomosky doesn't have the best relationship with his neighbors so you all know how that can go but that isn't that bad. I find when the HO tells us we can't get on the neighsbors property its because the HO and them hate each other and when we ask and explain they let us on save for the occasional Nazi you run into and usually the entertainment from them makes the aggravation worth while anyway.
As of now Mr. Schomosky doesn't know The Dan and I am just one of the guys so the job is good for go... when it dries out. Mr. Schomonsky has special imported grass and all that so's we have to be careful.
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