And, in related news, Ex-Lax buys Pace salsa and intends to market a new breakthrough product--Colon Blaster thick 'n chunky. According to Ex-Lax spokesman Sir Spewmore Brown III, "We know that we produce the best products, but we've also known that Pace makes a competitive product. We intend to meld these two products to produce something the world has never seen. But, even if we fail, it will all come out in the end."
The Pace spokesman could not be reached for comment, but his secretary said "Yeah, Spewmore really knows his ****."