Chainsaw fun

[Gypo Logger]

Hi There, here's my most favourite all around saw for blocking firewood. Having a large audience adds to the ambiance. It rocks the whole adrenal system and is a fantastic workout, so you dont need to join any fitness club. It's a Walkerized 088 with a 21", 3/8 th's pitch, 1.6 mm bar on an 8 tooth gear. It's a bit on the load side though. I love showin off with this guitar. Cant wait to get the Art Martin chain that Uncle Art is making for me.
John

 

[Kevin]

John, are you cutting hemp again or were you testing a new pair of chaps?
What`s all that stringy stuff?

 

[WOLF_RIVER_MIKE]

Gypo, your favorite saw for blocking firewood is an 088? Your on another planet, John,you know that? Lifting V8's is clouding you man.

 

[YUKON 659]

Man, an 088 for bucking firewood, you crazy canadians are tougher than boiled owls.

 

[John in MA]

He hasn't been cutting hemp. Those things are curly fries from cutting a log lengthwise.

He's not that crazy. I'm using my new 111S to buck firewood from the pre-squirrel ladder trees we have around here.

 

[Greg Carberry]

Weve seen curly fries now. I wonder what kind you get out of pianos John? Maybe that 111S could help us find out

 

[Dennis]

Johnboy...didnt you say the 088 wound up inside the house at 3am sounded like a Tasmanian Devil about to be neutered? I really wish you would stop calling me at that time of the night, the wolverine pups get nervous when the phone rings that late...

Man, are you guys ever going to leave the piano alone...I will see what we can do about getting one for the Revival...

 

[John in MA]

I always see junk pianos sitting by the side of the road around here. The biggest obstacle is removing strings, frame, screws etc. so your saw doesn't become one with the instrument.

 

[Dennis]

John..we will just use a chain gypo sharpened..that way there is no loss...hehe...and make him cut it too...

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi There, I was cutting some hemp stalks lengthways so as to make weaving material for baskets etc.
I always wanted to buck a piano in half but have had to settle for coffee tables, apple fritters and frozen Arctic Char.
If you use a chainsaw chain by Den the cutters become impregnated with molten titanium when bucking pianos, thus rendering the chain much like one of carbide, however, I have more class and can buck a Big Mac into 16 equal servings with my 088 in 7.89 sec.
Frank's Ouedouvres

 

[mryb]

Watch it guys till you tried it. I used that saw when I wasn't messin' with Robyn. I wouldn't block with nothin' else 'cept maybe my Waleriized 372. That 088 rules, but it takes 3 dozen eggs, 2 lbs. of back bacon, 1/2 a loaf of toast & 2 gallons of cowboy coffee to run it.
Ro-tax Collector Rick...

Creep on Blockin'...

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hey Rick, ya sawed off weirdo, Robyn said you were running to short of a bar and couldnt put the wood to her fast enough when you were cutting and she was splitting. I thought I fed you a big enough breakfast that day. I'll be feedin it to ya aright if you dont cough up some support payments.
john