Christmas Trees, holiday lighting...etc.

[treemandan]

WHOA!, Cowboy!!
Put the drink down and go to sleep!
If not, scroll back a few and read yourself.
Jeff

I swear to God I walked in the rental agency today looking for a handle to my chipper jack, that song was blasting on the speakers and I sung it my way as loud as I could then asked for a job application.
They didn't have any new jack handles so we walked around the yard til we found an old one and I scabbed it for fifteen dollars. Now ask yourself; If I was drunk would I be able to spell fifteen?

 

[treemandan]

What's his name Devon , I will go find him , jersey ain't that big and I know a lot of people !

Ya know yor right, its not that big but then why does it take so long to drive through it?

 

[Blakesmaster]

Hmmm drove by today and all your trucks are covered in snow and haven't moved in a while. Must be busy eh Robin? Maybe you should give Murray some $ if your making so much doing Christmas tree lights:msp_ohmy: Thought you were in New Jersey til spring opening up a US shop? You can show Blake's how it's done? Sorry for the derail Chris

Maybe you Canuck's just have no holiday cheer? Ho ho Ho? lol

 

[Blakesmaster]

What's his name Devon , I will go find him , jersey ain't that big and I know a lot of people !

DO you know Clappy Claire? "Cause I got to talk to her about something.

 

[Blakesmaster]

Her mom drives a porshe. kthks.

 

[Blakesmaster]

If my name was Robin, I would change it to something more manly, like Rocko, on the internet.

 

[treeclimber101]

If my name was Robin, I would change it to something more manly, like Rocko, on the internet.

Your right I shoulda done sumpin manlier ! Like jack hammer , or does that just sound #### star rish ?

 

[NCTREE]

Its lovely weather for an ass rape together with you
Giddy yup giddy yup giddy yup lets go
Lets do it right here in the snow

Sounds like you guys need some girlfriends, I have plenty right now I could send a few your way.

 

[Rocko]

Hmmm drove by today and all your trucks are covered in snow and haven't moved in a while. Must be busy eh Robin? Maybe you should give Murray some $ if your making so much doing Christmas tree lights:msp_ohmy: Thought you were in New Jersey til spring opening up a US shop? You can show Blake's how it's done? Sorry for the derail Chris

I have no idea who Robin is or why you would be stocking him,I also don't know who Murray is, and I don't know how the he'll a Canadian can set up shop in the states or why he would want to with the economy the way it is down there.Also I don't know how you bill out , but to send one man out with a bucket for a couple hundred an hour is not what I would consider making a lot of money

 

[treemandan]

Ughh! Just spend and hour hanging lights with my wife and 6 year old daughter

 

[jefflovstrom]

Ughh! Just spend and hour hanging lights with my wife and 6 year old daughter

Did you let them them know that you do not like to spend time with them?,,,,:msp_ohmy:
Jeff

 

[treeclimber101]

Ughh! Just spend and hour hanging lights with my wife and 6 year old daughter

I just got home from work and as I walked through the door my son walked into the bathroom and opened the cabinet door right into my wife's knee , well she was curling her eye lashes , and when he hit her knee she whipped out mostly all her top lashes in reflex , so my sons crying and my wife says that her eye feels like she got punched ! I am going back to work

 

[treemandan]

Did you let them them know that you do not like to spend time with them?,,,,:msp_ohmy:
Jeff

I told my daughter to watch she didn't step on the lights so she stomped them a couple times and told me to shut up. Then she started using the lights as a jump rope. When I was on the ladder she was jabbing me in the ass with a stick. When I came in and sat down on the sofa she threw a snowball at me. What's not to like?:help:

I'd whip her but I can't catch her.

 

[jefflovstrom]

I told my daughter to watch she didn't step on the lights so she stomped them a couple times and told me to shut up. Then she started using the lights as a jump rope. When I was on the ladder she was jabbing me in the ass with a stick. When I came in and sat down on the sofa she threw a snowball at me. What's not to like?:help:

I'd whip her but I can't catch her.

Jeff

 

[KenJax Tree]

I told my daughter to watch she didn't step on the lights so she stomped them a couple times and told me to shut up. Then she started using the lights as a jump rope. When I was on the ladder she was jabbing me in the ass with a stick. When I came in and sat down on the sofa she threw a snowball at me. What's not to like?:help:

I'd whip her but I can't catch her.

One day you'll look back and miss those days. I haven't gotten that far yet mine are almost 3 and almost 1, so im not looking forward to it but im sure i will look back and miss them.

 

[treemandan]

I just got home from work and as I walked through the door my son walked into the bathroom and opened the cabinet door right into my wife's knee , well she was curling her eye lashes , and when he hit her knee she whipped out mostly all her top lashes in reflex , so my sons crying and my wife says that her eye feels like she got punched ! I am going back to work

I know how bad that can be, them eyelash curlers tend to be kinda sticky and hold onto your lashes. What's worse is trying to pencil your lids while driving.

 

[deevo]

I have no idea who Robin is or why you would be stocking him,I also don't know who Murray is, and I don't know how the he'll a Canadian can set up shop in the states or why he would want to with the economy the way it is down there.Also I don't know how you bill out , but to send one man out with a bucket for a couple hundred an hour is not what I would consider making a lot of money

Ok whats your Co's name?

 

[Rocko]

Sorry,can't tell you that,don't need some part time hack stalking me as well,that's right I said hack,get over yourself, anyone who needs to rent a zoom boom for live trees that are easily climbed should probably find another profession,like maybe fighting fires part time or an auxiliary cop or perhaps a poser,oh sorry you already are a poser.Yes your reputation around horseshoe is awfully,along the same lines as that other guy up there.N.A.H. We have been working in the highlands. For the past couple of weeks and have heard all about you.
Thanks, this is actually fun on here,keep it coming

 

[Pelorus]

You know,...I just don't know, Rocko.
I met Devon yesterday, and my opinion of him is a helluva lot higher right now than it is of you. (going by what you have posted).

btw. my Co. name is Bark Ridge Tree Service.
I'm curious to hear what you have heard about me!!! Perhaps you could provide the viewers here with some titillating gem of gossip. Looking forward to the opportunity someday of meeting up with you. It's a small world, and Barrie ain't very far from Huntsville....

 

[Rocko]

I did not know that this is a gay men's dating site,you and Deevo can fag around and meet all the dudes on here that you like , as for me, I will pass on that meeting.
Oh,and no I have never heard of Bark busters.