Friend called and said a neighbor had cut down a big tree, needed somone to haul it away, already cut to stove length and stacked along the road, just come get it. I figured, uh, huh, but went down, thirty miles as my buddy asked me real politely to help them out. Got there, the pieces were cut up alright, but about three to four feet long, largest ones about thirty-inch diameter. I couldn't even roll one [on sod and damp soil]. I literally could not roll them six inches, much less think about getting them up a 2x10 into my truck. Oh, did I mention they were in BACK of the house, chainlink fence across the front yard, too. No gate.
Owner came out, said, well, you should've brought a wheelbarrow. Throw them over the fence, load them up. I asked him to move one single piece, he couldn't. It had been a live tree, so you know how heavy those "rounds" were. I said, there are three ways this can go. One, you can take down a section of the chainlink, get about three more big guys and maybe, just maybe, get this stuff moved out. But probably not. Two, you can let me cut the rounds down very, very small so I can move them, but I don't want to and it would take me hours [very large tree, very green]. Three, they can sit here and eventually rot away.
He said neighbors had complained about saw noise so no more cutting. The fence was not gonna be taken down. I left. Don't know whatever happened to the wood. My buddy called that night, said the neighbor was ticked off at me for not taking the free wood. I told him the story, he agreed with me.