Craigslist laughs?

[Philbert]

Guy says, "My bank screwed up something with my ATM card: need to get it straightened out, Will you take a check?"

Really?

Your bank won't let you access your ATM account and you want me to take your check?

Philbert

 

[kevin j]

With circuits, hard drives, everything being micro miniaturized, I guess this could be ‘15-20 full cords’...... It is two 50 year old trees after all, so they must be huge.

 

[Deleted member 149229]

With circuits, hard drives, everything being micro miniaturized, I guess this could be ‘15-20 full cords’...... It is two 50 year old trees after all, so they must be huge.

It’s a shame how bad drugs can destroy a persons brain.

 

[MrWhoopee]

It’s a shame how bad drugs can destroy a persons brain.

That's why I only take good drugs.

 

[svk]

I saw a local chainsaw ad that said saw cane with “Manuel”. Great, I’d definitely take a saw for $40 buck that came with a Mexican dude.

 

[kevin j]

manuel is the stacker.
pretty good deal.

 

[tla100]

Not a bad deal if closer.....
Well maybe not if you got to haul the branches away...

 

[SWI Don]

With circuits, hard drives, everything being micro miniaturized, I guess this could be ‘15-20 full cords’...... It is two 50 year old trees after all, so they must be huge.

He's probably going to be hard to deal with. If its red oak, after 2.5 years in a shady spot the bottom rows are probably crap. Either way, there is going to be some loss. At least it is stacked so you can pull a tape and get an estimate of what you are starting with.

 

[svk]

I list a 10 dollar item, lady offers me 6. I counter at ten and she declines. I end up needing to drive to her area later in the day. I reply I will sell it for 6 if she meets me at X time. "Sorry but I can't find my wallet so I will pass." WTF

Second guy (50 miles away): Do you ever come to X town?
Me: No, do you ever travel through Y or Z?
Guy: I am in X.
Me to myself: No ******* ****, did you read what I asked?
Me to him: I can mail it to you
Guy: That would be great, I will go to the bank tomorrow and get a ten dollar bill
Me to myself again: Are you going to teleport the $$ to me then? Cause I am not shipping ahead to someone I do not know.

 

[jnance]

https://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/for/d/otsego-2-cord-fire-wood/7050337385.html



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[fishercat]

Not a bad deal if closer.....
Well maybe not if you got to haul the branches away...

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[svk]

When your phone has a built in camera with unlimited storage, why do people try to sell stuff with pics like this. Lol.

 

[Philbert]

Rusty, . . . er, . . . I mean 'Vintage' $8 Oregon file holder $30.



Philbert

 

[mga]

i carry a PayPal card reader and a Square card reader for my iphone.....just in case someone says they don't have enough cash on hand. I just plug it in and tell them to swipe. Both are free to get and their web sites

 

[mga]

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nice marketing strategy

 

[mga]

This one I would actually drive 20-30 miles to get. Too bad its over an hour away. This guy really wants rid of this log! View attachment 762117

hope there wasn't anyone on that bike when it fell over!

 

[David Gruber]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/829189447505907/
Not craigslist, but still funny. That price is what split seasoned wood goes for around here

 

[HadleyPA]

hope there wasn't anyone on that bike when it fell over!

Thats funny. I didn't even notice it!

 

[EchoRomeoCharlie]

https://appleton.craigslist.org/for/d/fond-du-lac-firewood/7068800207.html

 

[svk]

https://appleton.craigslist.org/for/d/fond-du-lac-firewood/7068800207.html

I can't decide what the best part of that ad it? The price, the volume estimation, or the fact that they are actually trying to get any money out of wood that ******!