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this x-employee drank from the pond and a nasty bird bath, the guys dared him to lick road kill, he did:jawdrop:
the worst thing i have done is scrub my dog **** boots with the home owners bar-b-Q brush.
 
I seem to have worked with mad crappers for most of my career. I've more stories than I care to remember about guys dropping dueces in unusual places.
 
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I bit the head off of a live chicken before! That's when I was hanging with OZZY! I did it for a coffee. Timmy HO's of course!
 
WLL That's hilarious with the bar b q brush.:cheers: Funny story Lady I'm doin the job for comes out of her house and I'm takin a crap between her two sheds. Hey you go when you gotta go. I just got the new Bailey's catalog gotta go
 
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I am really not prude, or adverse to really CRAZY ####.
But if I were anyone on this site, I would be really careful about answering this question.
I can top anybodies story, I have a million of them.
I bet if we could all put our "stories" together it would be a great book or movie. Some funny stuff!
 
I am really not prude, or adverse to really CRAZY ####.
But if I were anyone on this site, I would be really careful about answering this question.
I can top anybodies story, I have a million of them.
I bet if we could all put our "stories" together it would be a great book or movie. Some funny stuff!

I'm with you.
 
:computer: I cut into a skunk years ago, bringing down an old dead tree.
When the wind's just right I still smell it sometimes. :crazy1:
 
WLL That's hilarious with the bar b q brush.:cheers: Funny story Lady I'm doin the job for comes out of her house and I'm takin a crap between her two sheds. Hey you go when you gotta go. I just got the new Bailey's catalog gotta go

Dude you need to get your poop clock set!
 
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this x-employee drank from the pond and a nasty bird bath, the guys dared him to lick road kill, he did:jawdrop:
the worst thing i have done is scrub my dog **** boots with the home owners bar-b-Q brush.

I hate it when dog owners don't clean the dog **** up in fact it makes me mad. It shows great disrespect IMO. I had to throw away a pair of chainsaw pants away because they had so much crap on them. I wouldn't put them near my washing machine.
 
We use to work w/ a guy who would do anything for money here's a few things he did for about $5.00----$20.00(more employees in the rm.=more $$)
--Ate a roach...just like Fear Factor no remains in his mouth.
--We dared him to lick a just trapped mouse stuck on a glue trap.He said it tasted awful and that his toungue was numb for an hr. Nasty :censored:
--Another dare. For some reason we had a stray dog in our pkg. lot. we dared him to lick the canines yam bag....he did it. That one cost us about $30
--This wasn't a dare, during roll call during uniform inspection as the boss was doing his rounds inspecting, our buddy had his junk out for inspection.Niice. The boss looked at him up and down shook his head and went on to next guy!!! Yes the whole room could not hold back the laughter. my sides still ache thinking about that one. There's more but needless to say our good buddy was Psyched off our job 3 yrs later:dizzy::dizzy:
 
I bet a guy five bucks one day that he wouldn't eat a snail shell and all and from the look on his face, that was the best five bucks I ever spent.

Something I did.....I had a foreman that was a total JERK and he used that powered Gatorade that is in the can and he was out of work one day and I took the can dumped the power out and put some of my fresh poop in the bottom and put the power back in, it took him two days to find it.

here's another, I had a mouthy ground man and one day me and my A climber took a dump right behind the chipper and put a few leaves over it and then the mouthy ground man was told to chip the brush (with a chuck and duck) and ended up with the **** all over him.

I have many more.
 
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i have seen lots of funny things and could write a book but that kinda comes with the territory, its a dangerous stress full job so you gotta have a laugh when you can ,, the craziest things to me are when a buddy nearly gets killed or badly busted up,thankfully no one with me has ever been badly hurt
but i seen some razor thin close calls, the kind when no one smiles after it,
so have a laugh when the chance arises,
the two classics i know are a few drops of bar oil in the fuel tank or
pour some bar oil into the exust of the bigger saws and smokeout the poor bugger in the tree
 
this x-employee drank from the pond and a nasty bird bath, the guys dared him to lick road kill, he did:jawdrop:
the worst thing i have done is scrub my dog **** boots with the home owners bar-b-Q brush.

bad bad bad boy:chainsawguy::chainsawguy::chainsawguy::chainsawguy:
 
I hate it when dog owners don't clean the dog **** up in fact it makes me mad. It shows great disrespect IMO. I had to throw away a pair of chainsaw pants away because they had so much crap on them. I wouldn't put them near my washing machine.

We walked out of one job because the dog turds that were in the back yard had not been picked up as promised at the time of the estimate. It was everywhere and stunk to high heaven-they had multiple big dogs and it looked like no one had bothered to clean it up for years.

I worked for an rather pompous Colonel in National Defence Headquarters who was used to having his coffee made by the Major, who unfortunately was on TDY in Bosnia one morning when I was getting the notes ready for the Daily Meeting with the CDS. Wad crapped all over me because his coffee was not ready when he arrived, like it was in my terms of reference to make it. I told the Maj next time he came on to me like that I was going to pee in the pot first and watch him drink it. Unfortunately never got the chance to follow through.
 
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