crazy/sickest work moments you ever witnessed

[Rickytree]

I am really not prude, or adverse to really CRAZY ####.
But if I were anyone on this site, I would be really careful about answering this question.
I can top anybodies story, I have a million of them.
I bet if we could all put our "stories" together it would be a great book or movie. Some funny stuff!

Hence the reason we tell are stories is to laugh and learn(maybe). Not to say "hey i can top that but wait lets sit down and write a book" You are a prude! What are you scared that your Mom will log on and catch you writing something that your Minister wouldn't approve of. Ya you were careful answering the question alright.

 

[green leaf]

I am really not prude, or adverse to really CRAZY ####.
But if I were anyone on this site, I would be really careful about answering this question.
I can top anybodies story, I have a million of them.
I bet if we could all put our "stories" together it would be a great book or movie. Some funny stuff!

You never know who is reading, watching and or talking. That's not prudent its just good business practice.

 

[Rickytree]

Greenleaf I tend to do my business practices doing Business. This site is for recreation. And if someone wants to go on here then bad mouth the person to local customers then I would say that's bad business practice.

 

[slinger]

Co-worked burned his eyebrows off after the truck we were trying to start while he was leaning over the carb squirtin ether --back fired :angry2:

He didn't learn later that winter he got 2nd degree burns throwing 5 gallons of diesel fuel on a hot brush fire -- big black smoke - - burnt ears:angry2

One of my employees nailed himself and his shoe to the roof with a 1.5" roofing nail. Yelled, really screamed "pull it out, Pull it out" Missed his meat.

 

[rngrchad]

You never know who is reading, watching and or talking. That's not prudent its just good business practice.

I get so tired of looking of my shoulder all the time. I'm finally over that, and life is soo much more fun now. Loosen up.

 

[green leaf]

Greenleaf I tend to do my business practices doing Business. This site is for recreation. And if someone wants to go on here then bad mouth the person to local customers then I would say that's bad business practice.

Please do not get so defensive I am entitled to my 2 cents just like everyone else, it is just my opinion . I was also talking from experience.

 

[SLlandscape]

Watched a guy cut his thumb off in a band saw. I knew what was about to happen but I didn't say anything. The guy was arrogant and thought he didn't have to keep his thumbs out of the way even though he was told from day 1 not to hold the piece the way he did. He was cutting a piece of wood with a knot in it, naturally taking more time to cut through, while pressing harder than needed. Once it was through the knot, it cut faster and because of him pressing harder on it, he cut his thumb off. Needless to say he was fired after that. Then he had to be really stupid and say it was the boss's fault that his thumb was cut.

 

[treevet]

A guy I worked with and a friend of mine fell a good drop maybe 50' from an oak into a driveway and broke his leg and arm. He $hit his pants and it was tough helping him out he stunk so bad. Some anal gland release involved also maybe.

Climbing buddy of mine had a a$$ for a groundy. He had enough and after work we were out knocking a few down. Guy goes in the can and the guy takes his piece out and swished it around in guy's beer. Guy slams the beer and then other guy told him what he did. Good for a few yucks. Had no balls to do anything bout it.

 

[tomtrees58]

Ive also sawed a couple of squirrels in half. Usually always when cutting through hollow logs...

yep me too in a oak i :censored: the red was sap tom trees

 

[capetrees]

Wizzed in a guys gatorade on the job. Diluted enough so he didn't know it but everyone else did. Finished it off quick as a whip on that hot day he did!! F him. Biggest jerk around. Still doesn't know it and it's been a couple years.

 

[Nailsbeats]

I saw a guy get his thumb ripped off in a drill press. His glove was wrapped around the bit with the bloody end of his thumb sticking out. My brother ran over and pulled the whole bit out of the chuck and ran him and his thumb to the hospital.

 

[PurdueJoe]

Company I use to work for had a guy leave a bottle of pee on a client's kitchen table.

 

[SLlandscape]

The push tractor I drive during silage harvest decided to go on strike at the top of the pile.

 

[treeclimber101]

I saw a guy get his thumb ripped off in a drill press. His glove was wrapped around the bit with the bloody end of his thumb sticking out. My brother ran over and pulled the whole bit out of the chuck and ran him and his thumb to the hospital.

i can do one better i cut my dads thumb off with a brush cutter , so i picked up the thumb packed it in ice and my brother drove us tothe hospital .they sewed it back on but it doesn't move. now if i disagree with him he gives me the thumbs up and that is my cue to shut the:censored: up

 

[Rftreeman]

Originally Posted by Rftreeman
one day me and my A climber took a dump right behind the chipper

I have many more.

i new you were a strange dude. did you whipe fer him

no, we just dragged our butts on the ground while barking like dogs....

 

[SLlandscape]

no, we just dragged our butts on the ground while barking like dogs....

Oh hell..... bad mental image.

 

[(WLL)]

no, we just dragged our butts on the ground while barking like dogs....

i just fell off my chair

 

[Rftreeman]

i just fell off my chair

took two weeks to heal.

 

[Raymond]

:computer:LOL...Man you guys are heartless. I'm glad I don't work with any of you.
But then I'm not a d:censored:k to work with either.

 

[Rftreeman]

:computer:LOL...Man you guys are heartless. I'm glad I don't work with any of you.
But then I'm not a d:censored:k to work with either.

hey you get what you deserve with me, that mouthy ground man did have **** to say the rest of the week.............he actually ended up getting fired due to his mouthy ways a couple weeks later, I just wasn't going to listen to him anymore.