Darby Logger Days Roll Call

[hammerlogging]

I did the obstacle pole a few years back, just kinda thought Darby was a local loggers type deal....nope...Pros....track cleats and little ported saws with teeny bars....I show up with leathers and a 460 with a 30 inch bar.....didn't do so hot, lol.

At least there was a working logger though.

In rodeo they have the Working Cowboys Rodeo Association, where you actually have to earn X amount of your annual income from ranch work to compete....Always thought it would be kind of cool to have something like that for loggers.

Edit: Probably wouldn't work, we'd all be to busy drinking beer and bull-####ting.

Kinda like the line a faller once told me about another guy..."anybody's fast for 2 tanks"

Real real true.

I'll be in touch. This sounds like fun, I think ya'll should just commit to an afternoon of heckling.

 

[Sport Faller]

Aw c'mon man! It's different every show I go to. I've hit my head way to many times to remember who does what

Hey, I can loan you my chain maille socks if you've got that choppin bug bitin you hard :msp_biggrin:

 

[Sport Faller]

Damn son! You're totally kitted out. Thanks for the offer.

Hmm, looks like I started my list out right, sucker

 

[Rounder]

Just a heads up for all of you....93 South is crawling with cops....Don't speed.....Got pulled over again this morning. Keep forgetting that the speedometer lies when you're rolling on 33's.

 

[forestryworks]

R.D. By God Mercer is a-goin' in my place.

He's gonna whoop every one of you little mountain men and rabbit thumpers and show you what a real beard and a real flannel shirt is, while wearin' a trucker hat with a patch that reads, "Who's Yer Daddy?"

Then he's gonna drink your beers!

And if anybody giggles, he'll knock a lung loose :hmm3grin2orange:

Oh, and Nate, he'll check to see if you got a box packed and labeled for the Pony Express. If you don't, he'll turn it into a can! :jester:

This post is giving me serious Deja-Vu. Maybe I need a good ol' ass whoopin'. Better start carving me a whoop ass stick.

 

[Sport Faller]

R.D. By God Mercer is a-goin' in my place.

He's gonna whoop every one of you little mountain men and rabbit thumpers and show you what a real beard and a real flannel shirt is, while wearin' a trucker hat with a patch that reads, "Who's Yer Daddy?"

Then he's gonna drink your beers!

And if anybody giggles, he'll knock a lung loose :hmm3grin2orange:

Oh, and Nate, he'll check to see if you got a box packed and labeled for the Pony Express. If you don't, he'll turn it into a can! :jester:

This post is giving me serious Deja-Vu. Maybe I need a good ol' ass whoopin'. Better start carving me a whoop ass stick.

By God, what with my new Weezer glasses and turbo-beard "I'm gonna kick you so hard you be wearin your ass for a hat" (name that movie)

 

[Sport Faller]

1 day left, suckers!
What time's everybody hittin the road tomorrow?
Just found out Uncle Eyler's not going

 

[Sport Faller]

If all goes smoothly, we'll be rolling in bright and early Sat morning, Got to be there by 9 for the meeting.
To bad about your uncle not going, always fun to watch.

No Friday Nightro?
I thought the player's meeting was at 7:30?

 

[Sport Faller]

Nope, Sat morning death march in the VW.
I read 9am somewhere, Hope that's correct.

If you're running late maybe we can have Nate sign in as you :msp_biggrin:

 

[Sport Faller]

Good call!

Just found out my chan maille socks that were supposed to be here today are now coming in on monday
I'm so ####in pissed I'm gonna go crush a basket full of kittens with my hands

 

[Sport Faller]

Could get messy, wear gloves! :msp_biggrin:

You signed up for the the accuracy fall?

Oh hell yeah mang, hope they draw my name, you need a tin hat?

 

[Sport Faller]

Got one.

Yeah, but is it all dinged to #### with atleast 3 different paint colors, thusly cementing your logger sports hierarchy as "an old salt"

 

[Sport Faller]

Actually I just gave it a fresh coat of green Rudd a week or so ago. :alien2: Gotta look sharp out there!

you and Nate, green hardhat twins, like a couple roughnecks, hahahahahaha!

 

[Metals406]

I guess there wasn't much "stock", in the stock saw eh?

 

[Sport Faller]

I guess there wasn't much "stock", in the stock saw eh?

The only consistently stock thing in the Stock Appearing Stock Saw Race was the stickers

 

[Metals406]

You loading video and pics?

 

[Metals406]

Props to Sam for fixin' me up with a nice sharp chain. Unfortunately I still got my ass kicked! All good fun though!

We need to hook up and I'll give that 15" chain the attention it deserves, instead of quick job I did before. :msp_thumbsup:

Did you cut out on the up-cut?

Also, it didn't help that everyone besides you and Jake brought a stock saw, to the stock saw race!

 

[Rounder]

I think stock is a relative term at Darby......Jones usually runs old silver....051 with a 2-piece 075 head....it did come straight from Stihl's plant in Germany, Makes it stock right??

 

[Rounder]

Did the chain cut alright John? It was just kind of a best guess.

 

[Sport Faller]

Underhand

Cookie Stack

Count Stackula

Stack Daddy

Bethany wasn't real close for the stock saw LOL