Humor, perhaps, Rope. But a sad statement, IMHO.
That appears to be the philosophy of too many, if a tree gets big, it comes down. Our intolerance for large organisms is very distressing.
Be that as it may, harvesting of a crop (forestry) should not be taken into the equation when determining the natural life expectancy of trees. But if we take that out of the equation, we should also take out the removal of trees due to "make-overs" in our landscape.
And, I agree, one exception should not be used as an example of what does happen. We can all site the example of a tree that is surviving after numerous assaults and insults, be it topping, root pruning for sidewalks, black top installed over the root plate, severe compaction, impossible growing sites, etc. They defy everything we throw at them and keep surviving.
That should NOT be used as an example of what we CAN do to them.
You can even argue that many urban trees in private landscapes are killed with misplaced kindness as often as they are from abuse. In an effort to maintain them they are overwatered, overfertilized, overpruned to the point where they simply don't have the resources to keep fighting all the "good intentions" thrown at them. We often tell our clients, with trees many times "less is more".
To maximize the life expectancy of a tree? Plant a species appropriate to the site, maintain it in a manner that is conducive to ITS requirements (not just what may visually appeal to YOU), appropriate irrigation (not what the lawn or turf needs but what IT needs), etc.
Too many times people make selections and want instant results; trees should be chosen and planted for the long haul. If they have the capability of 300 to 400 years, then at least give that a modicum of thought. Give it a chance. Someone in the future will look back and be very grateful you did.
Sylvia