dog deposits ,

[P_woozel]

It's just used dog food. step in it, smash it, just don't play with it.

 

[Stumper]

I'm blessed with some great customers. Most who have dogs clean up the yard prior to my arrival-without me asking-I generally don't even think about dog doo unless I see it knee deep around the tree when bidding-In those cases I don't really add a set ammount-- just tell myself NOT to lowball.

 

[NeTree]

Well... now I know where to send all the weiner-turds.

 

[MasterBlaster]

What do women and dog turds have in common?

It's easier to pick up the old ones!

 

[Newfie]

Holy Cr@p I can't believe this thread is still alive.

 

[Treeman14]

True dog poop story. One of my climbers jumps in the chipper truck to move it. Did not realize he had just stepped in a fresh pile. The gooey mess on his boot causes his foot to slip off the clutch and flung the whole wad right up in his face.

Anyway, we usually just make a sweep with the shovel before starting the job. Its nasty, but hey, you do what you gotta do.

 

[Nickrosis]

This is the crappiest thread in a long time.

 

[a_lopa]

its a good time to climb,or go talk to client, chipping thru dog mines.

 

[a_lopa]

i loved putting left over fishing bait,dead snakes etc into brush piles for the chipping crew to find doing line clearing,they clear the ground we clear the sky,somehow they didnt see the funny side to that

 

[Guy Meilleur]

Originally posted by begleytree
I can't stand crap, don't change diapers, some things I just don't want to deal with. -Ralph

YOu made a kid and you won't change diapers? Man, I hope that tood doesn't come back at you later.

One job I looked at the piles were so bad you could smell it 3 lots away. I sold a mulching job and covered it all up before climbing.

 

[MasterBlaster]

So did you tell her she could keep em?

 

[Stumper]

Originally posted by rborist1
...............well at least they don't stink, now how the heck do I get unstuck?

You're a man...take aim and pee on it, the warm salty urine will melt you loose right quick.