Dog for Chainsaw

[Jwoods]

Hi,

My name is Joe, and I'm a chainsaw junkie. Last week I traded my beagle for a chainsaw. Do I have a problem? My wife says I'm a hillbilly.

What's the craziest thing anyone else has traded for?

 

[tony marks]

once traded a pup pit bull,, for and lever winchester and 357 mag ,smith..
also a pup fo a vented rib 12 gauge automatic.. why dont i still have them guns..that why im not a money man

 

[Wade Huggins]

I had a neighbor who wanted to trade me his wife for an evening if I would split him a couple of loads of firewood. I declined his offer so it was never really a trade but it really blew me away when he asked..............I have traded firewood for green horsewood if you know what I mean.................good trade,Wade

 

[tony marks]

wade i believe that.. u oughta took him up on it and bought her a bus ticket back to mamma.. unless of course the trade was her idea.. takes all kinds bud..

 

[Wade Huggins]

Yes it does take all kinds and if it didn't it wouldn't be any fun now would it. (LOL) It gave us something to laugh about for a week or two. Anyway I gave him the firewood and chalked it up as being a good neighbor..........Wade

 

[tony marks]

kinda reminds me of an old preacher ..
he looks down at the front row an see mr an mrs jones. and they baby..
he say,, now,, now look dn hea, on the front row,,hea set mr. jones. he think he got one fine son thea.. their rite beside him set his pretty wife.. mrs jones,,now she know she got a fine son thea.
told by my gran pappy 50 yrs ago..

 

[NeTree]

Originally posted by tony marks
once traded a pup pit bull,, for and lever winchester and 357 mag ,smith..
also a pup fo a vented rib 12 gauge automatic.. why dont i still have them guns..that why im not a money man

Does that mean I could get a .22 if I traded my Doxie?

 

[tony marks]

were dealin

 

[NeTree]

Naw... I couldn't get rid of these guys...

 

[NeTree]

LMFAO!

 

[buckduck]

Joe,
Your wife is entirely correct.

Trading dogs-for-saws or dogs-for-guns rates right up there with if a member of your family has died while peeing on an electric fence.....

yep, you're a redneck!

 

[NeTree]

How about selling 'em for outright cash? I get $500 to $900 for my Doxies...

 

[buckduck]

Erik,

.... oh no, selling dogs outright is merely entrepreneurial, unless, of course, your preferred transaction location is where you can also replace your old double-tree AND get a tatoo!

 

[NeTree]

Just curious... who trains who?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Originally posted by TreeCo
One word from me and he does what he wants.

Dan

Hahaha!

He ain't paying attention!

 

[NeTree]

Aren't we all?

 

[NeTree]

I mean, why not, eh?

 

[NeTree]

This will at least make it even!

 

[MasterBlaster]

Originally posted by RockyJSquirrel
... Or are you just posting replies to boost your post count?

Yup. Thats it, allright.

Don't you know what the prize is?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Originally posted by RockyJSquirrel
... and embedding it in your post?

To be truthful, which I allways must be, its more convenient to simply scroll down the page and view it, instead of having to click a link. I posed this question before, and your neg response(Brian??? ) was in the minority. In fact, the ONLY.

Are u sthil on dial-up?



HEY! ANOTHER POST! THAT SAW IS MINE!!!