EHP Stroked Saw and Fales Chain Tests

[Marky Mark]

Well I recieved the saw from Ed and the chain from Tommy T Fales. Does this saw and chain cut. I was blown away by the one two punch combo. Eds work was flawless, even a little scary and I have run my fair share of modded saws this baby takes first.

As for the chain I was tossing rooster tails like Frank Perdue. The last time I had fun like this was at a sorority party with free beer.

Here's the first shot of me getting ready for the first cut.I think they call it addressing the wood.

 

[Marky Mark]

Here's the first cut in the wood. I was a little slow but I got the hang of it real quick.

 

[Marky Mark]

This shot shows how I got the bar pinched, the dam chian grabbed way to hard for this guy.

 

[Marky Mark]

I had to call Lambert just to get a heads up as to get the saw out of the log. I hit it like a baby seal.

 

[Marky Mark]

Even my Mitzy loved to run Eds piece of work.

 

[Marky Mark]

Here's a nice shot of the cut's in New York a nice night out is called Club'n. I was tired.

 

[Marky Mark]

I was so tired I had to have a nice Jr. Lumber Jack dinner and relax. I also reflected on how the right builder and filer help a man to the winning circle. Scallops with a nice mango salsa with a slight hint of celontro.

 

[Marky Mark]

After sighning a contract with Fales and Cahoon I am not allowed to show pictures of the chain so look real hard boys on my grinder stand the Fales chain is on the holder. I should have turned all the lights on in my barn.Sorry

 

[Jacob J.]

I could use a spotter like Mitzy when I'm testing my new hybrid saw that is powered by one of those toy monkeys with the little cymbals.

 

[ehp]

not sure if you would call that saw stock app. or a pipe saw
Mark i think i will return you money that saw is not worth sh#t so there will be your $9.95 cheque in the mail

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hey Barky, I hope the neighbours weren't watching, they'd think you spun a bearing.
John

 

[ehp]

Tom do you think it would be fair to put one of your chains on one of those junk saws of my , it may not be good for you when it runs so slow but then again everyone would know its the sawthat is junk

 

[ehp]

Sorry Mark i thought forsure those strokers were faster than that.
Pretty bad weren't they

 

[Marky Mark]

That was quick Ed i got the check today I just hope it doesn't Bunce.

 

[ehp]

just take a hammer and some nails when you go to the bank mark , if you nail it down good enough you should be safe
are you ready for John and the 346 KD , it fast and ready

 

[Marky Mark]

I will hit it like it's dinner time. Enjoy

 

[Marky Mark]

Becareful Ed or you might be in the box.

 

[ehp]

yes but are you really ready for gypo john and the 346KD
he has been training you know, got his cold start down to .85 of a second , so you better start training to because we want a fair race now

 

[Marky Mark]

Cold start I was going to have someone else run my saw. I have been told I don't know how to use a chain saw. So john will have to race himself.

 

[Marky Mark]

Ed here's my Fan Club...... The best you could ever have. They all have been timing my cuts and giving me help where ever they see need.