*** Fundraiser *** Pioneer/Partner P62

[Stihlverado]

Okay the first item up for auction is Pain Cow's MS390. Gentlemen please start the bidding.

We have an anonymous caller on the line who is offering two pissin rings and a $3 gift card

i'll offer poulan 3314 and a $10 card:hmm3grin2orange:

Ill up the bid to a scored wildthing P/C and a used $25 international phone card!

 

[Roanoker494]

Okay the first item up for auction is Pain Cow's MS390. Gentlemen please start the bidding.

We have an anonymous caller on the line who is offering two pissin rings and a $3 gift card

I will match that and raise a half pack of gum, the big pack, and a signed picture of myself.

 

[FATGUY]

do those pissin' rings make me look FAT?

 

[o8f150]

I will match that and raise a half pack of gum, the big pack, and a signed picture of myself.

as long as the pic isn't of you naked:hmm3grin2orange:
ok. I will go higher. i will add another poulan parts saw

 

[caleath]

I will match that and raise a half pack of gum, the big pack, and a signed picture of myself.

as long as the gum isnt chewed and the picture is one of you cutting wood in the outfit you described earlier .

 

[o8f150]

do those pissin' rings make me look FAT?

yep:biggrinbounce2:

 

[Banacanin]

Okay the first item up for auction is Pain Cow's MS390. Gentlemen please start the bidding.

We have an anonymous caller on the line who is offering two pissin rings and a $3 gift card

i'll offer poulan 3314 and a $10 card:hmm3grin2orange:

ARRRRRRGH....Did anybody clean the juicylube off of it?????

In addition to these offers Shat the Deere is on the line to tell us that that we are still chainsaw Homos. Globotree is now on line two to say thats okay and that he still accepts us. Olyman called, but no one knows what the #### he was saying. We also have Jimmy R sending a fax in about Tolstoy. We are having a hell of a night as this auction and draw crawl forward. Someone please call Yoop and tell him we need more refreshments. o8 it looks like Pain Farts saw is yours.

 

[Work Saw Collector]

I will match that and raise a half pack of gum, the big pack, and a signed picture of myself.

I can't afford to run with the high rollers in this thread. :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[o8f150]

in addition to these offers shat the deere is on the line to tell us that that we are still chainsaw homos. Globotree is now on line two to say thats okay and that he still accepts us. Olyman called, but no one knows what the #### he was saying. We also have jimmy r sending a fax in about tolstoy. We are having a hell of a night as this auction and draw crawl forward. Someone please call yoop and tell him we need more refreshments. O8 it looks like pain farts saw is yours.

woooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DSS]

Step aside children. I see your pissin rings and raise you one hell of a nice refridgerator box, seven used banjo strings and a two ply rubber chicken complete with instructions.

 

[o8f150]

Step aside children. I see your pissin rings and raise you one hell of a nice refridgerator box, seven used banjo strings and a two ply rubber chicken complete with instructions.

ok,,I fold, i can't top that

 

[Brian VT]

I gotta get some sleep.

 

[Roanoker494]

as long as the pic isn't of you naked:hmm3grin2orange:

Trust me, no one wants to see that.....

 

[FATGUY]

Step aside children. I see your pissin rings and raise you one hell of a nice refridgerator box, seven used banjo strings and a two ply rubber chicken complete with instructions.

are the instructions en Francais or in English?

 

[Banacanin]

are the instructions en Francais or in English?

Francais and they come with a white flag included

 

[FATGUY]

excellent, everyone knows the best rubber poultry is made by the French

 

[Roanoker494]

as long as the gum isnt chewed and the picture is one of you cutting wood in the outfit you described earlier .

Good eye, I did not mention which half of pack i would give you. The picture will probably turn out something like this:
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[Banacanin]

Hey Fred do you have it figured out yet

 

[caleath]

I guess I will just go to bed..hopefully we will have a winner soon

 

[Roanoker494]

Heeeyyy....... What happened to the tightrope over the Playboy mansion? Bring on the ladies!!