dwasifar
ArboristSite Operative
Today I finally got around to a project I've been meaning to do for the last couple of years. I made space in the backyard and deck for a little more wood so I could get rid of two face-cord-size racks around the side of the garage. That spot is between the houses, never gets any sunlight, not a lot of airflow, not very accessible in winter because of snow; plus which it looked kind of crummy, and my neighbor is trying to sell her house. So I moved the remaining wood to the backyard.
Anyway, I had just finished that, and was just about to start breaking down the racks to reclaim the 4x4s, when two guys with a big pickup pulling a utility trailer full of firewood drove by, saw me standing by the empty racks, and backed up. "You interested in some firewood for this winter?" I told them, "Oh, no thanks, I've got about two full cords stacked in the backyard." I could see them looking past me at the empty racks. "You sure? We can give you a really good price." "Thanks, but no; I'm set for a while." "Okay, then." And they drove off.
They probably thought that a) I was blowing smoke, because of the empty racks, and b) I was a typical clueless suburbanite who doesn't know the difference between a face cord and a full cord. Nobody in my neighborhood but me has two cords of wood, so it would be a fair assumption, actually. But it was funny to have that happen literally three minutes after I'd emptied those racks and finished my winter stacking. Just the right moment to make me look like a liar. 15 minutes earlier and they'd have seen me moving wood; 15 minutes later and the racks would have been down.
Their wood looked pretty nice at a glance, and it was all stacked neatly in the trailer, so they looked like they were on the up and up. I hope they had a good day.
Anyway, I had just finished that, and was just about to start breaking down the racks to reclaim the 4x4s, when two guys with a big pickup pulling a utility trailer full of firewood drove by, saw me standing by the empty racks, and backed up. "You interested in some firewood for this winter?" I told them, "Oh, no thanks, I've got about two full cords stacked in the backyard." I could see them looking past me at the empty racks. "You sure? We can give you a really good price." "Thanks, but no; I'm set for a while." "Okay, then." And they drove off.
They probably thought that a) I was blowing smoke, because of the empty racks, and b) I was a typical clueless suburbanite who doesn't know the difference between a face cord and a full cord. Nobody in my neighborhood but me has two cords of wood, so it would be a fair assumption, actually. But it was funny to have that happen literally three minutes after I'd emptied those racks and finished my winter stacking. Just the right moment to make me look like a liar. 15 minutes earlier and they'd have seen me moving wood; 15 minutes later and the racks would have been down.
Their wood looked pretty nice at a glance, and it was all stacked neatly in the trailer, so they looked like they were on the up and up. I hope they had a good day.