Future Chainsaw Wish List!!!

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I don't want to see a cup holder...dang sawdust and bugs keep getting in the beverages.

Advancing ignition systems for easy cranking and full power potential at high RPM. Electronic fuel injection driven by a flashable chip and a couple of mercury cells. Should be able to buy an adapter and an easy, graphic-interface program to reprogram the chip yourself when you experience a "mysterious muffler mishap", etc.
 
Self sharpening chains that dont care what they hit, chainsaw brakes that automatically engage when the bar gets within danger zone of my skin delicate skin. Quiet, light, high powered saws.

Saws that get chicks!

Timber:D
 
A saw really should be light enough to work a man out but not wear him out, quiet enough that he can still listen for bears and renegade woodticks, and a toilet paper caddy would be nice too.
 
A spring loaded tensioner that keeps the chain tight all the time, like the tensioner on serpentine belts on automobiles.


Saws that run on hydrogen, so I can use water instead of gas. I cant afford premium gas all the time, but my saws all ping if I dont use it, right Fish?
 
Oil injection that is adjustable. Just turn a small knob indexed for 50:1, 45:1, 40:1 etc. Might help prevent premix mistakes especially by newbie homeowners. Might put repair shops out of work...nah.
 

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