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That reminds me of a funny story MDS...

A girl I was bangin' a while back wanted me to come to a party at her gay friend's new apartment. It was during the holiday's so I expected to be drug around and shown off to my lady's friends and what not, no biggie. She told me it was a tree trimming party, and I'm like, " #### YEAH! Sounds like a blast! This Ron guy seems pretty cool! " Well let's just say that my 200T sat at home and I had to make an ornament. Damn....

Lol. Was it purty?? :hmm3grin2orange:

I got a friend thats gay (though not in front of me), he says they call those chicks that like to hang around the gays "fag hags". lol.
 
Lol. Was it purty?? :hmm3grin2orange:

I got a friend thats gay (though not in front of me), he says they call those chicks that like to hang around the gays "fag hags". lol.

He said " Not in front of me" That's a great line cause when you meet a gay somewhere and the first freaking thing they say is " Hi, I'm (so and so), I'm gay"
I don't see why they feel they need to bring that up right off the bat cause 1, its pretty dam obvious and 2 , What do I give a #### about what you do when you aren't in front of me?"
 
Lol. Was it purty?? :hmm3grin2orange:

I got a friend thats gay (though not in front of me), he says they call those chicks that like to hang around the gays "fag hags". lol.

I know a few "fag hags" which is how I know all my gay friends. The common theme I've found with fag hags is they are ( or were at one point ) waitresses. My theory is because the food service industry generally requires it's servers to be upbeat and friendly it attracts gay dudes who usually tend to be quite personable. Thus, many waitresses meet many gays, befriend them, and become "fag hags". But that's just my theory.

Can we talk about trees now? lol
 
He said " Not in front of me" That's a great line cause when you meet a gay somewhere and the first freaking thing they say is " Hi, I'm (so and so), I'm gay"
I don't see why they feel they need to bring that up right off the bat cause 1, its pretty dam obvious and 2 , What do I give a #### about what you do when you aren't in front of me?"

Yep. I dont know how many times I've gone to an estimate with a couple of em, pretty much the first thing they say is "this is my partner, so and so" (you know he dont mean business) . I think its like a test to see if your a hater or not. I dont let that :censored: phase me, just break out the checkbook pal.
 
Yep. I dont know how many times I've gone to an estimate with a couple of em, pretty much the first thing they say is "this is my partner, so and so" (you know he dont mean business) . I think its like a test to see if your a hater or not. I dont let that :censored: phase me, just break out the checkbook pal.

AHHH! That's why they do it. Well, now I am a little angry, not as confused as I was but yeah.
 
Looks like we might get some pics for you guys too. Talkin' with the old lady last night and she's probably gonna come down for ####s 'n grins. I figure we can give her a hard hat and some flags so we can look like a real tree crew, lol. I have lots of family down by the dan so it'll be a nice working vacation for me, and she can take pics and hang out with the fam for a few days. Pretty pumped to get out of dodge for a bit.
 
That reminds me of a funny story MDS...

A girl I was bangin' a while back wanted me to come to a party at her gay friend's new apartment. It was during the holiday's so I expected to be drug around and shown off to my lady's friends and what not, no biggie. She told me it was a tree trimming party, and I'm like, " #### YEAH! Sounds like a blast! This Ron guy seems pretty cool! " Well let's just say that my 200T sat at home and I had to make an ornament. Damn....

:hmm3grin2orange:You just cost me a half a roll of paper towels for that.
 
I'm here! Just got to my cousin's in Lancaster headed over to the Dan's in the morning. Let's hope this weather stays nice.
 
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