Hahaha. Well, since you evidently haven't used a grease gun or tubes that have been handled properly, I guess you wouldn't know if it makes a difference or not......would you?
I will remember what you said about things not having to be perfect though. Next time one of my saw's act up, I'll stand it on end and smack it around a little. Should fix her up.
If something isn't working right, find out why and fix it. If it's something I'm not doing right, I'll try to change my ways. Don't insist on quality equipment, and then buy a cheap grease gun. You wouldn't want a wild thing felling timber, would you?
I know that the quality of grease guns has gone to crap lately, but smacking stuff around really isn't the answer.
Andy