Guest Logger/Feller

[northmanlogging]

Okay. Can you cut corn with a saw?

Isn't that what the ole 011 was for?

 

[Whitespider]

My sister took care of some real men in Des Moines.

Pics or she ain't real.
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[Whitespider]

Can you cut corn with a saw?

Does using a saw make you a real man??
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[chucker]

Does using a saw make you a real man??
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LOL?? maybe not if she's a woman.... more like a he-man of the human type!

 

[northmanlogging]

Pics or she ain't real.
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tried to google it, Was a bus in Des Moines drove around trying to convert the heathens and prevent people from enjoying their own bodies, dude said some very rude things to her

She burned it to the ground, Probably 10 years ago now.

there are more stories like this, Hel you may have met her its a ****** little state with a rather low population, anyway apparently the "real men" of Iowa have a proplem with respect... so anyone with tattoos is a whore or criminal, piercings a drug addict... Long hair a homosexual, or any person with an obvious lack of a penis is worse then second a rate citizen...

Wait a Minute... SlowP is a Gurl... Is that why you have such a problem, can't have the women folk get lippy and proving you stupid or nothin... **** thats just unamerican...

If this where my sister you where talking about... She would have burned your house down, probably with you sleeping in it.

Go ahead and try to find her, she has a different last name then me...

 

[Whitespider]

Go ahead and try to find her, she has a different last name then me...

Why... would... I... try... to... find... her??
And how would you what's "unamerican"?? You live in Washington for Christ's sake.

Still... pics or she ain't real.
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[northmanlogging]

This back an forth is fun and all, but yer kinda dumb so it just gets tedious.

 

[SliverPicker]

I knew some people from Iowa once. They claimed that Iowa was actually I.O.W.A.

Idiots Out Wandering Around.

I never bought that assertion. Until now that is.

 

[Whitespider]

Idiots Out Wandering Around.

You are aware that a joke ain't funny without the proper delivery??
That there is as old as my dead grandfather... and to make it funny ya' can't say the Iowa "idiots" came up with it.
I mean... how can you give the idiot credit for the idiot joke??

That's like askin'... What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Colorado campus?
And then answerin' with "a state resident".
See... the funny answer is... "a visitor"... but I'm sure you'll grow up and catch on someday.

Need lessons??
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[SliverPicker]

I told it that way because that is the truth of how I first heard that.

Thanks for confirming the I.O.W.A. hypothesis in your second paragraph above.

Time for a dose of Ignore. You know Northy was right about you. You ain't the brightest tool in the box.

Bye bye.

 

[SliverPicker]

This Ignore button truly is a wonderful thing!

Count that one booger flicked off the end of my left middle finger.

 

[Whitespider]

Count that one booger flicked off the end of my left middle finger.

Oh crap... I've been ignored
Heck man, your the guy that posted the Iowa joke.
You can't seriously expect anyone to believe it wasn't intended to provoke a response out'a me??
Sorry if the response ain't what ya' planed on... you're the guy that took the gamble... man-the-hell-up... it-is-what-it-is.
Ignore... too funny
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[Gologit]

Did somebody just say something? Somebody worth listening to, I mean?

 

[northmanlogging]

I may have farted, it was really loud... luckily the wind is blowing it up to west boast and our kanukian friends...

 

[Gologit]

I may have farted, it was really loud... luckily the wind is blowing it up to west boast and our kanukian friends...

Nah, wasn't you. I don't have you on IGNORE. Probably won't either.
Must have been WS. I put him back on IGNORE. He's obnoxious. Worse than that, he's boring.

 

[Joe46]

Why is he still here?

 

[Whitespider]

Why is he still here?

You need to ask why?? Really??

They keep postin' my user name with insults, makin' lame Iowa jokes, and whatnot... tryin' to provoke me into some sort'a response... while at the same time sayin' how much they wish I'd just go away and/or claimin' to have me on their ignore list?? Reminds me of a bunch of school girls screamin' 'bout boy-cooties after touchin' the boy they secretly like.

I mean really... c'mon... the above fart joke?? Has anyone (other than the children above) really used such a juvenile tactic since the forth grade?? Heck, my 7-year-old acts more mature than that... way more. They can't seriously believe their bein' epigrammatic or witty?? Really??

But... whatever... I've been thoroughly amused with it for a couple days. That's why I come here, for amusement, so it's all good.
Plus... I've gained quite an insight into the personalities of a few I hadn't interacted with much; I can always use that at some point down the road for further amusement.

All-in-all, I gotta' say, this little foray into the logger's forum has been 100% successful... more successful than I would'a guessed, and in more ways than I would'a thought.

So... we'll see what today brings... but I'm guessin' the entertainment factor has peaked for me.
Still... I'll be lurkin' around... always up for a good laugh ya' know.
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[Gypo Logger]

Why are you guys beating up on your fellow Americans?
The best Walnut in the world comes from Iowa.
As though everyone knows where every tree is.
I can find bigger and more valuable trees and timber in downtown Toronto than most people have seen or could cut in ten lifetimes.
What!s my point?
Just sayin,
It's all growing faster than you can cut it down.
John

 

[Whitespider]

The best Walnut in the world comes from Iowa.

That is true @Gypo, the quality of our Black Walnut is unrivaled anywhere, but I believe the Missouri (per-year) harvest is usually larger. We also have beautiful stands of White Oak, and both have been bringin' top dollar the last couple years. The climate and soil of Iowa is ideal for producing the best grade Black Walnut in the world... and also produces monster White Oak of exceptional grain character.

Our state is bordered, east and west, by two great American rivers... and travelin' from one to the other is a trip through one of the greatest transition zones on the planet. The western side is where the great plains of the Dakota's and Nebraska begin to transition into the Great Lakes forest on the eastern side. It's where the American Bison did battle with the gnarly Bur Oak... the Bison tryin' to expand the plains habitat, the Bur Oak stubbornly standin' in their way. The landscape constantly changes, some places by the mile... those who see only fields of corn and beans are simply blinded. To barrow a cliché... they can't see the forest for the trees.

Travelin' from north to south takes you through a different sort of transition zone... a climate zone change. The north is very different than the south... even much of the natural flora and fauna changes. Highway 30 takes you along the approximate peak of this climate change... in many places the north and south sides of the road appear alien to each other. Most visitors, unless it's pointed out to them, see only the fields of corn and beans... because again... they can't see the forest for the trees.

But, that's fine if they can't see it... that way, they won't move here
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