Gravely Grinch
ArboristSite Operative
I only bought 1 saw last week, not too bad. What is bad is fact that I found an 011 under the bench yesterday and I have NO IDEA where this saw came from. Damn things are breeding again!
Ahhhh, right then you will be in the zone man. Uncurable like so many others in here. Many of us here are chainsaw-a-holics, or suffer from various chainsaw disorders. Dolmar syndrone. Stihlbrain. Chainsaw disease. Huskvarnitis. J-Redneck rash. MacAttack. Arboristsite Addiction. Homelite Separation. Echomiosis. PTCD: Post Tramatic Chainsaw Disorder. Hotsaw Mania. Poulon Pox.
Welcome Alan. This is your home.
That's OK, just do what the rest of us do.
Just say "No."
Just say "No, I don't want to quit buying saws!"
I am not a saw addict, more than two years between my latest new ones...
You know denial is the signature of the true addict...:rockn:
Well, you will find that you do not stop at just chainsaws. You will branch out. You will collect different types of bar oils, and chain sharpeners, and different length bars for your saws and tools for them. The you will need different gas mixes. 50:1, 40:1, 32:1. Then different types of loops will appear on the walls and in cabinets of your garage. Then you will have backup saws and replacement saws for parts for your working saws. Doorstop saws, and dead saws, and saws that need working on will gather like dust around your house and garage and shop.
Then you will start on long term project saws that never get worked on, and when you go to sell them you wind up buying more project saws. Then you will start developing prototype hotsaws. And buy an Alaskan mill. Finally you will begin collecting antique chainsaws as yard art, and the old lady will start screaming at you about having too damn many saws. But that is just the real world... They will start to come to you in your dreams. All those saws. The Stihl 361s, and the Dolmar 5100s, the MS441 and a few Huskys that you read about. The old Mac, and J-reds, and baby Echo top handels you are working with in the trees. One night you will wake up trying to start a saw, but you will be yanking on something else.
Ahhhh, right then you will be in the zone man. Uncurable like so many others in here. Many of us here are chainsaw-a-holics, or suffer from various chainsaw disorders. Dolmar syndrone. Stihlbrain. Chainsaw disease. Huskvarnitis. J-Redneck rash. MacAttack. Arboristsite Addiction. Homelite Separation. Echomiosis. PTCD: Post Tramatic Chainsaw Disorder. Hotsaw Mania. Poulon Pox.
Welcome Alan. This is your home.
I have a brand new MS660 and 395xp that I haven't added to my SIG yet because it feels like I am just yelling out to the world that I have a serious problem. Kind of like thinking that if no one knows you did something then it isn't as bad???
about the insidious Chainsaw Disease. Here's my story: Up until a few years ago, I thought I had the best saw in my Stihl 025. That saw is now close to 20 years old and has cut cords and cords of wood. Then my Dad died and I ended up with his 011. Wow – two saws!!! That’s one more than some of my friends and two more than the rest of them. Can you imagine, two saws!! I thought that 025 was one of the biggest saws around. Then one day, I somehow stumbled on Arboristsite. I started reading a few of the posts, then a few more. Well, I don’t know when it happened but evidently a miniscule germ of the dreaded CS disease jumped out of the monitor and infected me. It’s been festering in my brain for nearly a year. I’ve been in several saw shops but this past weekend, I made a package deal and before I knew it, I was driving home with a brand new 361 and 192T in the trunk! That’s right, a top handle saw too... oh, did I forget to mention the close to $1k in climbing equipment that I’ve purchased as a side effect of the dreaded CS disease? Oh yes, I have a bad case... there goes the tax refund. At least I burn wood.
So, is it possible to stop this affliction or do I have it for life? Oh yeah, and any tips on explaining all of this to the Missus???
about the insidious Chainsaw Disease. Here's my story: Up until a few years ago, I thought I had the best saw in my Stihl 025. That saw is now close to 20 years old and has cut cords and cords of wood. Then my Dad died and I ended up with his 011. Wow – two saws!!! That’s one more than some of my friends and two more than the rest of them. Can you imagine, two saws!! I thought that 025 was one of the biggest saws around. Then one day, I somehow stumbled on Arboristsite. I started reading a few of the posts, then a few more. Well, I don’t know when it happened but evidently a miniscule germ of the dreaded CS disease jumped out of the monitor and infected me. It’s been festering in my brain for nearly a year. I’ve been in several saw shops but this past weekend, I made a package deal and before I knew it, I was driving home with a brand new 361 and 192T in the trunk! That’s right, a top handle saw too... oh, did I forget to mention the close to $1k in climbing equipment that I’ve purchased as a side effect of the dreaded CS disease? Oh yes, I have a bad case... there goes the tax refund. At least I burn wood.
So, is it possible to stop this affliction or do I have it for life? Oh yeah, and any tips on explaining all of this to the Missus???
about the insidious Chainsaw Disease. Here's my story: Up until a few years ago, I thought I had the best saw in my Stihl 025. That saw is now close to 20 years old and has cut cords and cords of wood. Then my Dad died and I ended up with his 011. Wow – two saws!!! That’s one more than some of my friends and two more than the rest of them. Can you imagine, two saws!! I thought that 025 was one of the biggest saws around. Then one day, I somehow stumbled on Arboristsite. I started reading a few of the posts, then a few more. Well, I don’t know when it happened but evidently a miniscule germ of the dreaded CS disease jumped out of the monitor and infected me. It’s been festering in my brain for nearly a year. I’ve been in several saw shops but this past weekend, I made a package deal and before I knew it, I was driving home with a brand new 361 and 192T in the trunk! That’s right, a top handle saw too... oh, did I forget to mention the close to $1k in climbing equipment that I’ve purchased as a side effect of the dreaded CS disease? Oh yes, I have a bad case... there goes the tax refund. At least I burn wood.
So, is it possible to stop this affliction or do I have it for life? Oh yeah, and any tips on explaining all of this to the Missus???
So, is it possible to stop this affliction or do I have it for life? Oh yeah, and any tips on explaining all of this to the Missus???
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