Only posted here once before (157 ft cottonwood) but this one also caught my eye. Voted in the 10+ category. Grandpa died in a ladder fall in 1926 - every male relative on that side has had numerous survivals.
Some of survivals, worst first:
1. Took Fops off dozer to replace clutch, FOPs not yet replaced. Big snowstorm 1974, 6 big alders leaning towards own house we'd just built and not cleared around yet, alders about to break, so pulled over with cable and dozer. First 5 went as planned, too lazy at that moment to drag over a lnger cable. 5th snapped, heard it snap, turned to see so I could jump/dodge, slapped me in side of head an' jammed head into hydraulic piping - trunk hit dozer fender is what saved me that time, still spent 2 week in hospital with 37 skull fractures. Wife says its good that's where I was hit, nothing else as dense.
2. Remember the old chainsaw bars with the EXTERNAL roller? (Late 60's early 70's)
Anyway, was making a horizontal overhead cut when the roller broke due to fatigue. 157 stitches in left hand, broken safety glasses and gash over right eye. Sent bar into mfg with history of usage and personal estimate of fatigue life of that design- was gratified it recalled and have never seen it on the market since.
3, Earliest serious was circa 1955 as teen, doing freehand carving on a table saw no less, 3/4 inch cut out of end of thumb - gave up on that type carving.
4. This one trivial, but worth mentioning due to alcohol factor. Circa 1970.
3&5 YO kids home after Christmas eve church, wife still at church playing organ for later service. Gonna start fire and have a couple of screwdrivers. Nice blaze going, feeling mellow, decieded to chop one log with DB axe ('civie' clothes only on) before wife got home - anyway, blade skipped on knot -1" cut above ankle. Got out the needle and thread an' a pair of needlenose and stitch'er up with kids interested in the whole proceedure. Told DW the next day after we'd had a nice Christmas eve.
Skip to April 2001.
10: Harness on, rope tied thru fork. 2nd to top rung on 26 ft extension ladder taking Bigleaf Maple branch off. Easy cut, clean fall, but branch bounced higher than ever have seen one bounce and butt hit ladder just so that I was literally left hanging. Was able to get to trunk and slide down.
Anyway, personal history is why I looked up this site before I do the most lopsided tree I've ever seen, and need to fell 90 deg to lean (the 157 ft cottonwood post with pix) as DW is apprehensive of that one - PS: The cottonwood is on the lot where I let local arborists/trimmers dump chips, so I have gotten professional advise on felling it from about 20 different sources now. Will likely use 3/4 cable and dozer, side cable to 4 ft old fir stump, plus dutchman cut on felling to twist it as it falls.