How Tough Are You?

[sirbuildalot]

I'm so tough my wife asked me to do something................and I told her NO!!!

 

[JimMorrison]

I'm so tough my wife asked me to do something................and I told her NO!!!

Oops, stepped in it. I rarely cross the one who provides that which can not be acquired anywhere else.

 

[Spotted Owl]

I must be a puss, when I knocked the ball off my femur I only made two steps before taking a face plant in a mud road. I still get nauseous when I think about.

That's old skool pain. That doesn't compare now days.



Owl

 

[northmanlogging]

I'm so tough my wife asked me to do something................and I told her NO!!!

You wouldn't happen to be divorced now would ya?

 

[sirbuildalot]

You wouldn't happen to be divorced now would ya?

Now..now..You fellas are jumping to conclusions!!! I didn't tell you what she asked me to do.


She asked me to stop doing so much around the house

and I said NO!!!

I claimed to be tough....not stupid

 

[Spotted Owl]

I rarely cross the one who provides that which can not be acquired anywhere else.

Sooner she realizes that she has only one option under lock and key the better. Think outside the anywhere else box and you'll be just fine. Maybe not a good option, but an option none the less.

NO, there ain't been no wife around here for a good number of years now. Doing and enjoying just fine this way, saws on the table/counters, working in the woods, working crab/salmon boats, owning a small commercial boat, among other things, all non-options when a wife was around, now working realities.



Owl

 

[JimMorrison]

where was that 30 years ago? too late now

 

[Hddnis]

Sooner she realizes that she has only one option under lock and key the better. Think outside the anywhere else box and you'll be just fine. Maybe not a good option, but an option none the less.

NO, there ain't been no wife around here for a good number of years now. Doing and enjoying just fine this way, saws on the table/counters, working in the woods, working crab/salmon boats, owning a small commercial boat, among other things, all non-options when a wife was around, now working realities.



Owl

Didn't know about that?

Must have happened since the GTG at your place? Gosh time flies. Heck, don't think I ever even heard what happened with the ins scam.

Anyway, sounds like you're doing well and enjoying life. Here's to keeping on!

 

[anlrolfe]

I'm so tough that no matter how bad she tells me that something's f-ed up I can say, "that's ok, I'll take care of it".
The real trick is being able to smile all the while and not bite your tongue off at the same time. If she sees blood the rouse is over.
The way I figure, I'm gonna have to straighten it up anyway.
Every morning practice this in the bathroom mirror. Think of bills overdue/past due/final notice "that's ok, I'll take care of it". Cars been making a noise for the past month and now wont start "that's ok, I'll take care of it". You get the idea.
Here ends my "Husband-101 class"

 

[Spotted Owl]

Didn't know about that?

Must have happened since the GTG at your place? Gosh time flies. Heck, don't think I ever even heard what happened with the ins scam.

Anyway, sounds like you're doing well and enjoying life. Here's to keeping on!

Things happen, sometimes for the better.

I was thinking about the GTG the other day. Thought about having another but the pigs live where the wood was, don't expect anyone one wants to cut in a well used pig pen. That was good time, I need to get down to see Farley if he has another this next summer. The Ins scam was proven at just that, as I understand it cost that person a lot of money in the end, ins lawyers are good at their jobs.

Everyday is what we make of it and as good as we want it to be. Enjoy life every chance you can.



Owl

 

[SeMoTony]

I'm so tough that no matter how bad she tells me that something's f-ed up I can say, "that's ok, I'll take care of it".
The real trick is being able to smile all the while and not bite your tongue off at the same time. If she sees blood the rouse is over.
The way I figure, I'm gonna have to straighten it up anyway.
Every morning practice this in the bathroom mirror. Think of bills overdue/past due/final notice "that's ok, I'll take care of it". Cars been making a noise for the past month and now wont start "that's ok, I'll take care of it". You get the idea.
Here ends my "Husband-101 class"[/QUOTE
Yeah I remember it follows "Adapt and overcome" IIRC that's how my uncle Frank was awarded bronze star from action on Iwo

 

[SliverPicker]

I floss with razor wire.

 

[rwoods]

I floss with razor wire.

That will sure take care of plaque buildup.

Ron

 

[SliverPicker]

...among other things.

 

[fwgsaw]

I'm so tough I trim my toe nails with a gear drive chainsaw.

 

[BIGD4DICE]

I was born in a bomb crater, my mother an M16, my Father the Devil.
SEMPER FI

 

[motor head]

A dog bit me the other day,broke his tooth.

 

[James Miller]

Am I tough? I carried my out of control 3 year old through downtown Seaside from a restaurant to the hotel while he was beating me in the face and yelling "You're Stupid!" and dozens of people watching the whole way.
I just smiled and kept on walking.

If my 4 year old did that should would have her ass beat in front of everyone.

 

[sirbuildalot]

If my 4 year old did that should would have her ass beat in front of everyone.

.
I agree. Better nip that in the bud early on.

 

[KiwiBro]

Sick