This from a local paper, "Police: Man shoots lawn mower - Milwaukee - A 56 year old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawnmower because it wouldn''t start. K.W. has been charged with felony possesion of a short barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed. According to the criminal complaint, W. said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police "I can do that, it's my lawnmower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." A woman who lives at W's house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated. W could face up to an 11,0000.00 fine" I know it's not a chainsaw, but it was kind of comical -