I'm working on a STIHL of a deal
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USMC615
Wood's Tougher Than Woodpecker Lips...
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Ya know, when you file away all your rough edges, smooth some seams, work on your disposition a bit, and improve your overall outlook on life, you're not all that bad of a guy.
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You guys love all this back and forth crap.
It gives you an excuse from doing something productive with your lives........like maybe holding down a real job.
Did I happen to mention within the last 10 minutes or so, that I'm retired?
It gives you an excuse from doing something productive with your lives........like maybe holding down a real job.
Did I happen to mention within the last 10 minutes or so, that I'm retired?
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A lot of people that aren't yet retired, don't realize that once you are retired, you are no longer obligated to follow the norms of society, as we know it.
Once retired, you no longer can be held accountable for most anything. That means you can be rude to others, more or less make your own rules as you go along, dis-regard rules that are already in place, or interpret them as you like, or totally ignore what others are trying to tell you about rules.
You can stay up as late as you want, sleep in as late as you want, or not even sleep at all. You can be demanding and obnoxious, impatient, or as laid back as you want. You can change from one to another at the drop of a hat and no one has a right to question you or complain about it.
You can speed down the road with impunity. You can do California Stops with a clear conscience. You can drive as slow as you want, or hold up as much traffic as you wish. You can brake 300' before your turn and make others behind you slow as well. Flipping others off for doing what you've been doing, is always an option, and is a protected right.
I could go on and on, and the rights granted to you by being retired, when it comes to inter-net forums, is awesome. The list is sooooo long, it'd take me days to compile it. So, when there are times that I don't seem to be all that cooperative and/or agreeable, and/or set in my ways, those are all protected rights, just cause I'm retired.
On that very long list I mentioned above, is that all retirees are to be taken at their word. That means whatever we say, it is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. We are also not expected to post pictures on inter-net forums, unless we desire to do so. To expect us to do otherwise on demand, would be, and is, a gross violation of our inalienable rights, and offenders can be sentenced 20 yrs. in prison, a $200K fine, or both.
And finally, if you do retire, and for whatever reason you should decide to go back to work, even on a part-time basis, all of your rights will be immediately terminated, and you will be branded as a fool and made a public spectacle.
Don't be that fool.............
Once retired, you no longer can be held accountable for most anything. That means you can be rude to others, more or less make your own rules as you go along, dis-regard rules that are already in place, or interpret them as you like, or totally ignore what others are trying to tell you about rules.
You can stay up as late as you want, sleep in as late as you want, or not even sleep at all. You can be demanding and obnoxious, impatient, or as laid back as you want. You can change from one to another at the drop of a hat and no one has a right to question you or complain about it.
You can speed down the road with impunity. You can do California Stops with a clear conscience. You can drive as slow as you want, or hold up as much traffic as you wish. You can brake 300' before your turn and make others behind you slow as well. Flipping others off for doing what you've been doing, is always an option, and is a protected right.
I could go on and on, and the rights granted to you by being retired, when it comes to inter-net forums, is awesome. The list is sooooo long, it'd take me days to compile it. So, when there are times that I don't seem to be all that cooperative and/or agreeable, and/or set in my ways, those are all protected rights, just cause I'm retired.
On that very long list I mentioned above, is that all retirees are to be taken at their word. That means whatever we say, it is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. We are also not expected to post pictures on inter-net forums, unless we desire to do so. To expect us to do otherwise on demand, would be, and is, a gross violation of our inalienable rights, and offenders can be sentenced 20 yrs. in prison, a $200K fine, or both.
And finally, if you do retire, and for whatever reason you should decide to go back to work, even on a part-time basis, all of your rights will be immediately terminated, and you will be branded as a fool and made a public spectacle.
Don't be that fool.............
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I'm drinking lemonade or Pepsi.
To me, beer doesn't taste good until I've had too much, and then that opens up a whole new can of worms.
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I'm sure that I can count on one hand the number of hard drinks I've ever had. Just never drank enough of um to have any desire.
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136 posts on this thread , not including this post, and still not a stinkin pic!!!!
Again....someone let me know when he's put something up and has quit yankin everyone's chain....
Again....someone let me know when he's put something up and has quit yankin everyone's chain....
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I've never seen so many adults excited about a picture of a saw that they already know exactly what it looks like. 
Might be good weather tomorrow. If the sun is bright enough and if I'm in the mood, I might take a pic or two and then go about trying to get it uploaded properly.
I hope you all won't be disappointed. It looks just like the ones on the Stihl website.
BTW.....I love that song by Carly Simon. Something about anticipation.............png "Love :heart:")
Might be good weather tomorrow. If the sun is bright enough and if I'm in the mood, I might take a pic or two and then go about trying to get it uploaded properly.
I hope you all won't be disappointed. It looks just like the ones on the Stihl website.
BTW.....I love that song by Carly Simon. Something about anticipation............
dogdad
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