Is this the white death?

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HuskStihl

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There were ominous whisperings among the elders of Houston that the white death might fall from the sky and lead to immediate paralysis. Fearing for the safety of my family I vigilantly stood watch, until I vigilantly fell asleep. It came, silent in the night.
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I am now in desperate need of help. The elders have advised us to hunker down, but I fear they have no real experience with this lethal powder. If any of you has fought this stuff and lived to tell, any advice would be gratefully accepted. If I don't survive, I hereby leave my 394 to TwoChains, my 385 to treeslayer, and my 445 to Northman. HS out..........
 
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GRTimberCO said:
Hopefully you already bought Milk and Bread. If it snows you have to have Milk and Bread in the house. For reasons unknown to science french toast wards off the leathal effects of snow fall.
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You forgot the rest of the staples butter and eggs and BACON!!!!!! :laugh:
 
forget everything the "elders" have spoken, go immediately to the nearest liquor store and lode up on whisky and beer, climb on the tractor and practice turning using only the steer brakes...

Then later tonight dig out the last can of dinty moore beef stew warm it up over the 5 candles you have in the house and break out the monopoly game, because some drunk doctor is going to run his land rover into the nearest power pole taking out the power to at least 5 counties.
 
GRTimberCO said:
Hopefully you already bought Milk and Bread. If it snows you have to have Milk and Bread in the house. For reasons unknown to science french toast wards off the leathal effects of snow fall.
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les-or-more said:
You forgot the rest of the staples butter and eggs and BACON!!!!!! :laugh:
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slowp said:
You need beer and popcorn. Then turn on the tv and watch the panic in Seattle, oops, you'll have to substitute whatever city is the Seattle of your area. It should be somewhere with steep streets and lots of little SUVs.

Be careful out there.
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northmanlogging said:
forget everything the "elders" have spoken, go immediately to the nearest liquor store and lode up on whisky and beer, climb on the tractor and practice turning using only the steer brakes...

Then later tonight dig out the last can of dinty moore beef stew warm it up over the 5 candles you have in the house and break out the monopoly game, because some drunk doctor is going to run his land rover into the nearest power pole taking out the power to at least 5 counties.
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Thanks Y'all. After three pieces of French toast, a bunch of bacon, some JD and several shiner bocks I am feeling much better about the situation!
 
slowp said:
You need beer and popcorn. Then turn on the tv and watch the panic... ...It should be somewhere with steep streets and lots of little SUVs.
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^^ Prime entertainment. :laugh:

I love watching freeways and major arterials littered with abandoned cars. Not even crashed cars... People will literally leave their vehicles in the middle of the road and hike home.
 
northmanlogging said:
forget everything the "elders" have spoken, go immediately to the nearest liquor store and lode up on whisky and beer, climb on the tractor and practice turning using only the steer brakes...

Then later tonight dig out the last can of dinty moore beef stew warm it up over the 5 candles you have in the house and break out the monopoly game, because some drunk doctor is going to run his land rover into the nearest power pole taking out the power to at least 5 counties.
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The best post I've read at AS to date (hat tip). There's nothing like a good sense of humor!
 

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