Kidnapped in the Yukon

[Gypo Logger]

Hi There, I have been held hostage for the last week by 3 Yukon Bush women, but snuck out to town and will make good my escape tonight and head South.
Wish me luck,
Bush Crazed Woodtick

 

[slabberman]

G'day John,

Good to hear from you. Cant wait to see the pics......
Run Forrest Run!
Cheers
Charlie.

 

[Dennis]

john...good to see you are alive...i was actually worried about you...just dont tell anyone I said that...before you leave Whitehorse I need you to call me..I have a saw there I need picked up....and Robert wont be here till the 15th now...so you have a few extra days...by the way...I rented out your couch while you were gone...

PS...the wolverines are missing you to snuggle with...

 

[Rotax Robert]

John, we need to get in contact with eachother before I come back up to Clearwater....call me at home late so you can be sure to catch me. I am on the road alot finishing the Predator and machining parts. I would like to spend a few days cutting before you head home.late

 

[Toneman]

John
3 bush women? Are you bragging or complaining?
Did you have a chance to take some pictures to share with us?
Hope your having fun
Tony

 

[jsikkema1]

doing it in the yukon

I can't make it out... but... could it be.... I don't know- what do you guys think??

 

[rbtree]

Bolivar Q. Studly.......aka gypo (short-6") logger:

So where's the other two??

Were you really so hot that they melted in the throes of passion?

You give lessons?

 

[Gypo Logger]

Hi There, I made good my escape although I was treated well by everyone and made some real good friends.
Is there such a thing as having too much fun?
Robert, call my cell, I am now in a service area. 905 702 4262.
I didnt bring your # along, but I could get it from Dennis.
Anyway, heres some Yukon girls. Nancy, Kim and Rhonda.
John

 

[Toneman]

Hey John,
I see why your enjoying it out there and having too much fun!

 

[WOLF_RIVER_MIKE]

John, I am a loyal chainsaw forum member. If them girls are a problem, Ya'll holler. I will come up ther and get them girls, with no charge, and alow you to get back to loggin. whatever i can do to help out...