Man uses chainsaw in divorce!

[joatmon]

I'm tired of waiting for the obvious question!

Who got the saw?

 

[GASoline71]

"She got the gold mine... I got the shaft... They split it all down the middle... and gave her the bigger half..." Jerry Reed

I could think of somethin' to do with my saw durin' my divorce... and it didn't involve sawin' the house in half...:taped:

Gary

 

[58hydraglide]

WHT DIDNT I THINK OF THAT?!!!

Will someone give me the german gentlemans name?, I would like to buy him a beer.

 

[Sawin]

Have a neighbor that owned an old house that had been added onto over the years. He disconnected all the utilities and cut the house about in half, so that he could build on new and to his liking.

Put the cut-off house half on skids and hauled it off with his skidder. It remains there today as a shed.

 

[scubasawyer]

Not a "chainsaw" story but one o' my favorites!..... Local legend has it that there's this fella named Charlie over in Maine who drove a concrete mixer, and stopped by the house one morining to pick up his lunch-pail that he'd forgotten. he was initially a bit puzzled to see a convertible sports car parked in the driveway. Well, as you've probably figured out by now, he found his wife in the throes of passion with her lover. Charlie said not a word, and simply climbed back in the mixer, backed up to the convertible, dropped the chute, and left about 6 yards of Redi-mix for the unsuspecting interloper!